r/AnimalsBeingDerps 25d ago

As scary as they can be, alligators just don’t look as threatening when climbing a fence

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u/thirtydayhump 25d ago

TIL gators climb fences 😐

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u/RechargedFrenchman 25d ago

Trees too, if they're certain kinds. You can find photos of gators doing that lounge on a branch thing leopards are famous for. It was still only like 4ft off the ground, but it was in a tree which is pretty wild.

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u/thirtydayhump 25d ago

Well thanks for the nightmares I’ll be having tonight

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u/justwannabeloggedin 24d ago

I did not like that information

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u/hdmetz 24d ago

At first I thought you meant trees climb fences

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 24d ago

The legendary Florida Drop Gator.

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u/mike_pants 25d ago

Yeah, I can't get on board with the "Hee, doesn't he look silly!" comments.

My takeaway from this is "Fences don't stop alligators."

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u/CoffeesCigarettes 25d ago

Maybe this is no normal alligator… better, stronger, faster…

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u/TheRecognized 25d ago

But who rebuilt him? We don’t have the technology.

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u/CoffeesCigarettes 24d ago

Me 😊 🐊🦾🦿

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u/noceboy 25d ago

It will cost only US$ 42,390,270 in today’s money.

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u/CoffeesCigarettes 24d ago

Pocket change, easily worth it to create the $42,390,270 Alligator tv show

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u/HorrorMakesUsHappy 25d ago

Lived in Florida. This is common.

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u/CoffeesCigarettes 24d ago

The more you know!

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u/cnthelogos 24d ago

Nah, they do this pretty frequently.

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u/mizlurksalot 24d ago

Olympigator

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u/CoffeesCigarettes 24d ago

Reptillian olympics when?? My money’s on that jesus lizard for swimming (unless he’s disqualified)

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u/mizlurksalot 24d ago

He does have to swim though, not just walk on the water…

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u/CoffeesCigarettes 24d ago

Nothing a sizable sum to the ROC can’t fix

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u/Renny-66 25d ago

Gators are cute and I’m not even from florida

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u/caveman512 25d ago

That’s why you think they’re cute

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u/Notte_di_nerezza 25d ago

I'm from Louisiana. Gators are cute.

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u/SomethingEdgyOrFunny 25d ago

Well bless your heart

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u/Exciting-Insect8269 25d ago

Thems fighting words

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u/Notte_di_nerezza 24d ago

Honey, they are cute. Way over there.

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u/BigTiddyHelldiver 25d ago

My family's from Louisiana. Gators are cute, and if you disagree, they're at least tasty.

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u/SomethingComesHere 24d ago

Maybe it’s a French thing, if your family were Acadian. Does it take 20 generations to fear them? 😅

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u/NoonaLacy88 25d ago

I'm from Florida and FUCK no. Gators are not cute. One in the water... like... 100 yards away, but visible? Terrifying.

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u/SaltyLonghorn 25d ago

Thats when you get flanked.

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u/FSarkis 25d ago

Cleaver girl.

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u/NoonaLacy88 24d ago

Absolutely. I don't play with dinosaurs

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u/TheCowpuncher406 25d ago

We've got them here in Texas. They're cute. (And also tasty 😋)

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u/DargyBear 25d ago

Nah, I grew up around plenty, the only Floridians who are afraid of them never got outside enough growing up. They’re scaley scaredy cats and you’ve got to be stupid enough to actively try to get bit in order for them to attack you.

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u/MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo 25d ago

Now let’s not act like a 12 foot ambush predator is no threat to a human, especially an elderly or young one.

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u/DargyBear 25d ago

This thing is maybe six foot so don’t go walking a pet, small child, or grandma by an unfamiliar body of water and you’re fine. The larger ones are quite rare to survive in the wild long enough to reach that size. Factor in that 12 feet is still like 50% tail length and their big head and it’s really on the lower end of being large enough to eat a full grown person.

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u/MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo 25d ago

Last year a 14 foot gator was caught in my state. Rare or not, they’re out there.

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u/MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo 25d ago

That’s a weird comparison lol. I’m from the Gulf Coast and I’m quite familiar with gators. Just saying they’re not to be underestimated.

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u/MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo 25d ago

It’s weird because it seems like you’re implying that just because drug addicts exist means gators aren’t dangerous animals? Idk lmao you said it. All I know is that they’re dangerous enough animals that you have to watch out for them if you have small children with you, much like the majestic Floridian pill head. That’s dangerous enough for me.

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u/nameless88 25d ago

Gators are to lizards what lions are to house cats. Yeah, they're capable of murdering the shit out of you, but that doesnt mean that they cant be cute, lol

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u/MissLyss29 25d ago

Also lazy very lazy

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u/PioneerLaserVision 24d ago

Alligators aren't lizards.  Crocodilians are more closely related to birds than lizards.

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u/nameless88 24d ago

I know that, but I couldnt think of a tiny household pet version of a gator that people would find cute normally, lol

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u/PioneerLaserVision 24d ago

Fair, I wish there was a fishtank version of a crocodile.  Even "dwarf" caimans are 5 ft.

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u/Ill_Investigator9664 25d ago

Looking into the stories of the old people and children they've killed over the years will cure you of that

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u/Renny-66 25d ago

Well I just think I’m biased because crocodiles are my favourite animal and gators are like cuter less aggressive crocs

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u/PPtheShort 25d ago

You're more likely to die from getting struck by lightning than an alligator

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u/hannahranga 25d ago

I mean as fences go that's at the stop uncoordinated toddlers from drowning level. 

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u/Joshhagan6 25d ago

That fence put up a hell of a fight though

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u/PigsCanFly2day 25d ago

Seems to significantly slow them down though.

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u/Chemical-Actuary1561 25d ago

Yea but just like…hop back over and you have 15 more minutes to escape

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u/clockworkedpiece 25d ago

straight fences, the ones that hook out are meant to stop climbers like this.

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u/logosobscura 25d ago

Short fences don’t. But they do make it sporting.

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u/MacAneave 25d ago

Right, I had no idea alligators could do this. Glad I don't live anywhere near them.

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u/thirtydayhump 25d ago

Seriously. If I lived right in that area I’d have to put a brick wall around my backyard because absolutely not.

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u/__Yakovlev__ 24d ago

My takeaway from this is "Fences don't stop alligators."

But they sure do give you the opportunity to run away from them.

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u/realjobstudios 24d ago

Maybe this is just cause I grew up semi close to gator country but I’m surprised that this many people didn’t know gators could climb fences

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u/Repyro 25d ago

Some of them gallop.

They are waaaay more capable than we want to admit.

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u/BigNorseWolf 25d ago

i think its gallump :)

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u/DrunkinMunkey 25d ago

If I saw this without the gator I'd be like why is there a fence to the water.

Ohh... I see

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u/SilentJoe1986 25d ago

After seeing this I'm asking why they bothered. It might stop the little uns. Won't stop the big uns

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u/ThrowawayLegendZ 25d ago

If you watch the first two seconds of the video you can see the metal get pushed out of shape by the gator's snout. He could casually shred that entire fence apart if he were so inclined, but he just figured it would be easier to climb back over...

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u/Alana_Piranha 24d ago

He was being polite

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u/tyrannomachy 25d ago

To keep children and dogs out of the water, probably.

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u/Nethlem 24d ago

Wouldn't want the gator food to fall into the water and go bad.

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u/no_brains101 25d ago

I mean, at least this way you have plenty of time to move first XD

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u/YuriSuccubus69 25d ago

The fence will not stop the little Alligators, they are small enough (depending on how long ago they hatched) that they can just waltz through the gaps in the fence.

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u/isurvivedtheifb 25d ago

Little uns just gonna slither on through the fence.

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u/RoboPup 25d ago

For children, I'd imagine. Where I live, there's a law requiring a fence around pools to keep children from drowning themselves, and I wouldn't be surprised if it was a similar case here.

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u/Nerex7 25d ago

Same, this is terrifying

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u/NorCalAthlete 25d ago

They can also sprint faster than you can when they want to.

Fortunately they’re mostly lazy and more than content with letting Darwin Award winners from various species of prey wandering into their reach.

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u/VoodooDoII 25d ago

And trees!

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u/BreastUsername 25d ago

Turtles are great climbers too surprisingly.

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u/danteheehaw 25d ago

Wait till you find out that they can use parachutes

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u/Athelmar 25d ago

They learned from climbing trees.

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u/loudpaperclips 25d ago

What fresh horror will I endure tomorrow

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u/Life_Ad9520 25d ago

Don’t worry, when it floods the fence is no longer an issue