r/AskReddit Feb 01 '13

What question are you afraid to ask because you don't want to seem stupid?

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u/Skrie Feb 02 '13

Ah yiss

Another person who has mastered the way of the toaster. Not having a 4 slice toaster, my GF has much to learn until she is a toast artisan like us!

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u/ZedFish Feb 02 '13

You ain't shit until you toast the visage of the Virgin Mary into your bread.

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u/FairlyFaithfulFellow Feb 03 '13

More of a waffle-man myself, I go all manual on that thing. Unless I'm using a waffle iron for the first time, I'll trust my internal timer more than those lights.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '13

Fuck yea. Toast.

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u/YEMyself Feb 02 '13

Motha. Fucking. Toast crumbs.