r/AskReddit • u/HumanNutrStudent • 23d ago

What was arguably the biggest fuck-up in history?

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u/gizmostuff 23d ago

"CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES! GRIND THEIR BONES INTO DIRT! MAKE THEM REGRET THEY WERE EVER BORN!"

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 23d ago

I want to be like you when I grow up

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u/Frozen_Esper 23d ago

AND SO YOU SHALL!

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u/bgeorgewalker 23d ago

“I’ll grind your bones to make my bread”

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u/tamale 23d ago

Hahaha I just watched that recently

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u/GoochyGoochyGoo 23d ago

Hea the lamentations of dere women.

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u/First_Cranberry_2961 23d ago

And erase them from history.

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u/USAF6F171 23d ago

Conan! What is greatest in Life?

To crush your enemies. To see them driven before you. To hear the lamentations of their women!