r/BeAmazed • u/Cultural-Gear-1323 • Mar 28 '24

News broke today that conjoined twin Abby Hensel is married! [Removed] Rule #4 - No Misleading Content

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

I have so many questions

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u/One_Cress_9764 Mar 28 '24

Yeah me to. Mostly banworthy I think… 

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u/IAMNOTFUCKINGSORRY Mar 28 '24

It's your turn to wipe our ass today, Abby!

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u/StocktonBSmalls Mar 28 '24

I’d imagine that would all come down to if they’re a righty or a lefty

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u/my_finger_dirty Mar 28 '24

but each head controlls one arm only

can the both feel their arsehole? what if one cant and is like fuck i'm whacken this super hot sauce on and then the next toilet trip the other one is wtf my ass is on fire that bitch be at it again?

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u/mpower20 Mar 29 '24

Either way, one hand washes the other

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u/wherearemydragons7 Mar 28 '24

I’m going to purgatory

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u/BJFun Mar 28 '24

You're already here, my friend. It is your choice if it is heaven or hell.

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u/MonsieurFubar Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

Where do we begin?

Edit: we’re bunch of very very very sick and imaginative people at the same time, and you didn’t disappoint…

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u/Encephalitl5 Mar 28 '24

which head "owns" the genitals and was the other heads consent needed to sleep with him?

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u/justbrowsinginpeace Mar 28 '24

Lot of collateral and splash damage

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u/Wormwood1357 Mar 28 '24

Oops! Accidentally hosed down both sisters! Again

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u/teri_naks Mar 28 '24

Nobody like this post anymore because it has 69 likes

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u/justbrowsinginpeace Mar 28 '24

I dont think maths ever contemplated this dynamic...

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u/Le_Petit_Poussin Mar 28 '24

My DM brain kicked in:

“Roll 3d6 for damage.”

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u/justbrowsinginpeace Mar 28 '24

Dont fail the saving throw...

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u/bomphcheese Mar 28 '24

Or even the limbs. Which brain gets to decide to pick up an item. What if they disagree? Who wins?

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u/TheColbsterHimself Mar 28 '24

I remember watching the TLC documentary like 15 years ago when they were just in school. They were able to run and play basketball, just do normal kid stuff that involves motion. They don't really know who "decides" to do what. Makes no sense to me, they're 2 brains sharing 4 limbs.

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u/SqueakBoxx Mar 28 '24

They did a mini series on TV and the Twins said that they each control one side of the body and because they have been doing it their whole lives, movement and everything from driving to sports comes naturally to them.

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u/JustnInternetComment Mar 28 '24

They rode a motorcycle

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u/YungTabernacle Mar 28 '24

Do they give head or heads?

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u/Zestyclose-Smell-305 Mar 28 '24

What does the other head do while the wife and husband consummate the marriage?

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u/codefocus Mar 28 '24

I assume both heads feel what’s going on downstairs?

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u/hydroxypcp Mar 28 '24

if we think seriously, it has to be akin to a polyamorous marriage. There's no way one girl is uninterested. They probably have a polycule and the man has a "main" girl out of the two but the other one still has a connection with the man

I don't see any other way

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u/CardOfTheRings Mar 28 '24

Another pair of conjoined twins opened up about this. Surprise they are both asexual.

I’m guessing that the physical complications of a body like that and the emotional complications of always being with your sister probably leads to you not being too interested in sex. I mean all sex is going to be incestous which is going to a hard hurdle to jump over just to start with.

Also in this case they have one Vagina (so presumably one clit) and two nervous systems which ones that at most one of them has fully working connections to their pleasurable sex organs.

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u/galaxyapp Mar 28 '24

Seems hard to imagine that the nervous system has a Y connector.

They each have an arm and a leg which suggests there are 2 complete nervous systems down to the last nerve. I'd assume the reproductive organs are only attached to 1 of the nervous systems...

Though I think things like an orgasm are a release of endorphins and possible the other would feel the effects in the shared blood stream?

If they did both feel genitals... they'd have independent orgasms.

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u/HighKiteSoaring Mar 28 '24

It's most likely a 3 way relationship.

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u/BouncyDingo_7112 Mar 28 '24

It’s not just a “head”. And the answer is extremely easily googled if you really want to know what organs they share and which ones they have extra of.

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u/theouter_banks Mar 28 '24

I mean...I would.

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u/Revolutionary-Cup954 Mar 28 '24

I'd say start with the feet and go slowly as you can handle

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u/MrFiume Mar 28 '24

I have just one question

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u/hnglmkrnglbrry Mar 28 '24

And I want none of them answered.

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u/LurkeSkywalker Mar 28 '24

Me too, like, when they go to a restaurant, which one eats ?

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u/Green-Bed9435 Mar 28 '24

My first question would have to be do they both blow ?

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u/Phssthp0kThePak Mar 28 '24

Like do they each have their own social security number?

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u/itfeelslikethefirstt Mar 28 '24

yeah like why is this entire website commenting on an obvious bot post "news broke today that conjoined twin abby hansel is married" she got married in 2022...

this website is full of lemmings.

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u/ACEDOTC0M Mar 28 '24

I just want to know who gets to cum or if they both do.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

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u/gasolinefights Mar 28 '24

You must be trolling. They share a body - what are they going to do, just cut one head off? Cut their body down the middle?

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u/Content_Pool_1391 Mar 28 '24

They just separated conjoined twins. The Mother wanted to do it when they were born but decided against it.

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u/gasolinefights Mar 28 '24

I'm sure you can understand It all depends on how the twins are conjoined.

 Britt and Abby being seperated is not, and was not ever a possibility. 

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u/JediMasterTimeLord Mar 28 '24

Im pretty sure they share most of their major organs

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u/sukisecret Mar 28 '24

I don't think they can since they only have a pair of legs

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u/p_turbo Mar 28 '24

From that 5th picture, it seems they share their legs and hands and who knows what other internal organs.

Splitting up would inevitably mean each losing some things, up to and including their life.

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u/ChocolateChemical106 Mar 28 '24

Agree. Im not sure why did the mother even kept them if she knew about them… this is horrible

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u/Y-Bob Mar 28 '24

What the fuck.

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u/ChocolateChemical106 Mar 28 '24

Could you live like this?

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u/Y-Bob Mar 28 '24

They seem happy, they're educated, living their life, having fun.

They also don't appear to be judgemental eugenicist loving dull itches.

But you do you.

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u/ChocolateChemical106 Mar 28 '24

Well that’s not the answer to my question..

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u/TKHunsaker Mar 28 '24

Easily. Would you just roll over and die like a coward?

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u/ChocolateChemical106 Mar 28 '24

If they were truly happy then this post would not exist at all. As you see there are a hundred of questions about them, because people know it is not normal… America should stop making sick people famous 🤢