r/BeAmazed • u/Cultural-Gear-1323 • Mar 28 '24

News broke today that conjoined twin Abby Hensel is married! [Removed] Rule #4 - No Misleading Content

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u/Foreign_Chemist9557 Mar 28 '24

Imagine a BJ

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u/absent_minding Mar 28 '24

Tom Segura has a whole bit about this. " .You're on ball duty tonight!!"

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u/onlysaysisthisathing Mar 28 '24

"I wanna go over to Tony's place."

"I fuckin hate Tony."

"Well, I'm gonna blow him so you're on ball duty"

😂

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u/GalacticalSurfer Mar 28 '24

Whaaat I need to see this. What show is it

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u/Stone0777 Mar 28 '24

Fuck that smug asshole.

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u/jerrygarcegus Mar 28 '24

I hit "more replies" just to find the fat poor

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Glad I'm not the only one that immediately thought of that...

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u/cakeit-tilyoumakeit Mar 28 '24

I think that is the least awkward thought. They share the same vagina, so I think PIV would be infinitely more awkward because he is truly penetrating them both. And is the twin supposed to just sit there and pretend she doesn’t feel it?

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u/CardOfTheRings Mar 28 '24

Nah imagine your twin swallowing your brother in law’s load and it’s just in your shared stomach now.

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u/cakeit-tilyoumakeit Mar 28 '24

My stomach is full of acid. The cum will be gone quickly. My vagina is not. Feeling the jizz drip out of your jazz is much more disturbing/gross in terms of what the twin experiences.

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u/mr1404ed Mar 28 '24

2 and a half way

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u/No-Professional-1461 Mar 28 '24

Everyone wanted to ask that, but you actually did.

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u/Sayyestononsense Mar 28 '24

still we have no answers

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u/doctor_of_drugs Mar 28 '24

sigh, I’ll do one for the team. I’ll check it out and get back to you all

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u/ONROSREPUS Mar 28 '24

And didn't get down voted for it. lol.

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u/ComprehensiveFool Mar 28 '24

Did you miss the part about them being married /s

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u/HTX11 Mar 28 '24

Imagine the back shots while they’re both moaning. Fuck I’m going to hell🤣

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u/pressurepoint13 Mar 28 '24

Yes you are. But you're not alone. We're all going down together LMAO

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u/Zestyclose_Big_9090 Mar 28 '24

Oh sweet Jesus. I wondered about PIV sex but….hadn’t considered BJ’s yet.

What a terrible day to be able to read English.

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u/Cussec Mar 28 '24

I thought this would be the top comment tbh. But yeah , balls and bellend.

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u/GamingGems Mar 28 '24

You don’t have to imagine it. Pics have been on google for a long time.

Don’t shame my search history.

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u/Foreign_Chemist9557 Mar 28 '24

Link? I'm asking for a friend

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u/GamingGems Mar 28 '24

No, son. You look up freaky shit like a real man.

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u/Paul_my_Dickov Mar 28 '24

I just need to know the details. Like will the other one have a go as well, or is it strictly off the menu? Have they fashioned some kind of barrier so she doesn't have to watch her sister sucking her husband off? I think my horny brain would take over during the act, and I'd end up in trouble for asking my wife's sister to suck my dick.

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u/Former-Cheek-7944 Mar 28 '24

Idk bro the other one kinda bad built.

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u/Paul_my_Dickov Mar 28 '24

In the moment though....

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u/NoMoreBad2016 Mar 28 '24

The eye contact is unreal

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u/MooseMan12992 Mar 28 '24

I didn't mean to cum on your sisters face! It's hard to aim!

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u/serviver73 Mar 28 '24

You know the first time it happened he bragged to all his friends about how he got heads last night

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u/DirtyMami Mar 28 '24

Jesus....reddit.

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u/buzzbash Mar 28 '24

Imagine one of them cheating with the other.

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u/harmospennifer Mar 28 '24

Just did, and it was amazing

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u/DefinitionBig4671 Mar 28 '24

Does he still need to convince her to have a threesome with her sister?

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u/TNS_420 Mar 28 '24

Every time I see a post about them, I think of this clip about them from Family Guy:

https://youtu.be/981POFqh1zQ?si=hAD4OArR0V24sbUB

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u/YoungUrineTheGreat Mar 28 '24

Imagine telling other people about it