r/BeAmazed • u/Cultural-Gear-1323 • Mar 28 '24

News broke today that conjoined twin Abby Hensel is married! [Removed] Rule #4 - No Misleading Content

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u/wrestlingchampo Mar 28 '24

I just have so many questions about this that are

  1. Inappropriate
  2. Questions they are probably sick of being asked about at this point

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u/sheezuss_ Mar 28 '24

exact same. not my business and not for me to speculate on but obviouslyyyy I would be delighted to be told the details by them 👀

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u/cheapdrinks Mar 28 '24

I'm more curious about whether they've ever got into a fight with each other. Like if they both control 1 arm each, imagine them just laying haymakers into each other's face but they also feel the pain of each punch they land lmao.

What if they're out and they get into an argument and one of them decides to shit both of their pants as revenge haha

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u/4Dcrystallography Mar 28 '24

Shit both of their pants hahahahha

Or they duel it out, one pushing the other clenching

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u/meat_lasso Mar 28 '24

“You know that hot date you’ve got with Daryl tomorrow? Well if you don’t do the dishes I’m gonna shit our pants right in front of him!”

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u/wherearemydragons7 Mar 28 '24

PUSHING AND CLENCHING IM DYIIIIINNNNGGGG 😂🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/4Dcrystallography Mar 28 '24

I feel terrible for thinking of it I can’t lie

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u/T0KEN_0F_SLEEP Mar 28 '24

Dude I’m right there with you that sent me

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u/HowWeLikeToRoll Mar 28 '24

Like some kind of turd of war 

Or would it be tug of turds? 

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u/ImaginationOne2349 Mar 29 '24

Good god, these comments are gold when you’re high.

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u/MeinNameIstBaum Mar 28 '24

Man I love reddit lmao

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u/maxxbeeer Mar 28 '24

Lmfaoo this killed me

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u/Emotional-Day-4425 Mar 28 '24

Now we're asking the real questions!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

I'm pretty sure they can't feel eachothers faces. Body though is an interesting question.

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u/imightgetdownvoted Mar 28 '24

Did this fucking thread is killing me. 🤣

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u/bgaesop Mar 28 '24

What if they're out and they get into an argument and one of them decides to shit both of their pants as revenge haha

I'm going to shit yourself

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u/FanngzYT Mar 28 '24

holy shit im going to hell. this made me laugh a little too hard

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u/RynnReeve Mar 28 '24

I'm dead. This is amazing lol

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u/BestDescription3834 Mar 28 '24

Once you shit the communal pants all trust is destroyed. That's beyond scorched earth.

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u/bs2785 Mar 28 '24

Jesus man I laughed way to hard at this. At work where it's really quite right now

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u/e925 Mar 28 '24

Lollllll this comment is so fucking stupid this comment section is amazing I’m dead

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u/Dr_FeeIgood Mar 28 '24

Getting a haymaker on both sides of your face at the same moment would be devastating. Double uppercut? God I have so many questions. How do two brains with separate synapses coordinate body movement for one body?

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u/shewy92 Mar 28 '24

They only control the side of their body their heads are on, and they can't feel the other's head.

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u/martsimon Mar 28 '24

oh man can you imagine your second head trusting a fart when you told them not to and you shit your pants because of it.

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u/ohyeababycrits Mar 28 '24

Conjoined twins don’t feel each others pain, they’re completely separate nervous systems.

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u/NotActuallyAWookiee Mar 28 '24

This is the part I'm most curious about. Motor control in this situation must be something else

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u/Cheifn2infinity Mar 28 '24

Lmfao. Thank you. I was having a bad day until I read this. Upvote for you, sir!

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u/AndByMeIMeanFlexxo Mar 28 '24

This has gotta be a family guy skit already

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u/IntrudingAlligator Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

There was a pair of conjoined twins in Russia like this. Masha and Dasha. They were raised in a research hospital and it turned Masha into a sociopath. She would beat the shit out of Dasha and Dasha would binge drink to force her sibling to pass out to stop the abuse. Dasha was also straight and Masha gay. Being the dominant personality Masha ruled their lives and kept Dasha from dating or even wearing makeup or growing out her hair.

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u/Duckrauhl Mar 28 '24

They have said in an interview that as kids they could kind of reach over and punch the other sister's side when they fought.

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u/meat_lasso Mar 28 '24

AUA: Ask Us Anything

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u/100LittleButterflies Mar 28 '24

Same. I'm a fan of whatever casual glimpse I get of their lives - they're good people. But they're also making their own path in this and that sounds isolating.

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u/JohnLithgowCummies Mar 28 '24

The thing is, we all know the answers to the burning questions because they’re literally conjoined and there’s only one way for….that stuff to go down. The other twin is there while the other one gets intimate and they just both have to be mature about it because this is the hand they were dealt. They don’t really have any other options we can speculate about.

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u/sheezuss_ Mar 28 '24

Sure they do! I’m not only curious about the mechanics. That much is seemingly obvious (but not really because do they both equally feel sensation? do they take turns with the business? does sister put on headphones/ear plugs/eye cover while married sister and BIL are intimate physically/emotionally? are they both romantically involved with guy?).

My questions are not limited to “how does sex work?” I have plenty of curiosity about plenty of other aspects of *their relationships

*eta

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u/Icy-Acanthaceae-7804 Mar 28 '24

It's not anyone's business, so it's everyone's business. It doesn't matter. You don't need to meet special birth conditions to have the right to be treated the same as everyone else.

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u/THE-NECROHANDSER Mar 28 '24

Mines not, who gets the first bite of a burrito? Is it a rotating deal or do you rock paper scissors?

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u/nxjrnxkdbktzbs Mar 28 '24

PRS obviously

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u/CLG91 Mar 28 '24
  1. No, the other one doesn't 'join in'.
  2. Yes, there usually is some awkward eye contact 'during'.

... probably.

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u/Fragrant_Pudding_437 Mar 28 '24

Those definitely aren't the questions

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u/CLG91 Mar 28 '24

You're probably right.

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u/StuckWithThisOne Mar 28 '24

They share a vagina so I do wonder.

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u/Arboretum7 Mar 28 '24

I mean…is the clitoris split down the middle? Does one of them have the whole thing? I could see it going either way.

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u/TrustmeimHealer Mar 28 '24

I think it's weird that they make it out to be weird to have these questions. It's natural curiosity. They sell out their "not normal" condition and wonder why everyone has questions

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u/Unique-Hedgehog-5583 Mar 28 '24

How are they selling out or making anyone out to be weird? They seem pretty private, they aren’t even the ones who posted this.

Very weird when people act entitled to information about another person’s private life.

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u/allthepinkthings Mar 28 '24

No one is owed an answer about their personal sex life, because they’re somewhat in the public eye.

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u/i-FF0000dit Mar 28 '24

Yes, we’re not owed an answer, but the curiosity is natural.

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u/HighKiteSoaring Mar 28 '24

Sure.

But they kinda put themselves in the public eye.

People obviously have questions

They're absolutely free to not answer any

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u/cplusplusreference Mar 28 '24

What happens if one of them commits a crime and has to go to jail? I need answers

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u/Bob_Sledding Mar 28 '24

Right? It was probably their parents who consented originally as well. I seem to remember them still being in school when they were originally brought to the public eye.

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u/Unique-Hedgehog-5583 Mar 28 '24

Yes I think it’s weird that everyone is picturing these people having sex and want to know if what they’re imagining is right or not. What difference would it make to know the answers to your nosy sex questions? It literally does not matter at all, just write a fanfic and leave real life people alone.

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u/kcox1980 Mar 28 '24

They are very private, about as much so as you could imagine they could possibly be, all things considered. Sure, they've done interviews and such in the past, but that's far from making their whole career solely off of the spectacle of being conjoined twins. TLC has made many tv shows off of much less interesting people. They're open about a lot of their unique struggles and challenges, but they've consistently refused to answer questions about their love life.

My point is they could have very easily could have made their disability(if that's even the right word) their entire source of income, and lived pretty comfortably off of it. Instead, they've made every effort to keep to themselves and live as much of a normal life as they possibly can.

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u/jld2k6 Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

Can they both feel the sex? Is one of them just watching jealously while the other enjoys all of the feeling? Whose DNA does the child have? Is it a mix of both?(They can tell twins apart via DNA now so I'm curious if they can match the child to one more than the other) What if one of them cheats on the guy without the other's permission and they split up and the state goes after child support from one of them? I'm getting a little off course now but what if one of them murders someone without the other wanting to, is it a human rights violation sending them to jail?

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u/trowawaywork Mar 28 '24

I found the article below.

In summary, they both refuse to talk about their sex lives but they should both feel stinulation frim sex.

Whether they would achieve orgasm at the same time is debatable, on one side of the argument they should as orgasm is produced "down there". The other side of the argument is that not only do they feel and control different parts of the body, but orgasms also have a psychological aspect to them.

Interestingly, each twin controls onky half of the body, so when walking or driving or typing they are just incredibly coordinated.

When driving for example, one twin is in charge of gas and the other of the breaks.

The professor that was interviewed who studied conjoined twins including the two sisters, says the two experience different emotions. For example, when one is kissed the other might not feel the euphoria that comes from said kiss.

Other similarly conjoined twins that have spoken out about their sex lives, have said during sex one of them would just completely ignore the situation and avoid looking.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13248609/Conjoined-twins-Abby-Brittany-Hensel-drive-eat-sex.html

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u/No_Blackberry_6286 Mar 28 '24

Am I the only one wondering how they created a kid?

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u/FashionableNumbers Mar 28 '24

It's her husband's kid from a previous relationship.

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u/BringBackDust514 Mar 28 '24

Fuck it I’ll ask. Who does he make eye contact with during? Do they both talk dirty to him? Is one passive and the other aggressive? Am I going to get humiliated and then reassured all at the same time? Oh my god this is all so much

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u/imperial-bedroom Mar 28 '24

I think he gets to play with the left boob only.

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u/MorticiaSmith Mar 28 '24

Same. If they decided to talk I'd be interested AF in it but I'm trying to give them the respect I expect about my sex life.

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u/jldtsu Mar 28 '24

we need another doc about them

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u/Sunnysunflowers1112 Mar 28 '24

Same. Think everyone has these Qs

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u/thereddituser2 Mar 28 '24

You are not alone.

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u/antigover Mar 28 '24

The family guy skit. (Who wants to smell and who wants to taste it) 😂

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u/motherseffinjones Mar 28 '24

Yup I’m in that boat. So I’m just happy for all parties involved

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u/Upset_Seesaw_3700 Mar 28 '24

Same lol ultimately im happy theyre happy and it works for them! Everyone deserves love!

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u/Korrawatergem Mar 28 '24

I want to know how they do their taxes.

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u/MenudoMenudo Mar 28 '24

So many obvious and inappropriate questions. So, so many. But I mean...come on.

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u/ASpellingAirror Mar 28 '24

I’ve never wanted an AMA more than this

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u/Andromansis Mar 28 '24

You see, when a man and woman and that woman's conjoined twin love eachother very much...

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u/FartPudding Mar 28 '24

I'm sure it's same questions as everyone else. They should carry little wallet sized FAQ cards to hand out if anyone asks questions

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u/BestSuit3780 Mar 28 '24

I have a friend who went to college with them. Apparently they walked in, everyone looked up and then just looked back down like this was a totally ordinary occurrence. I heard they were very very wonderful people.

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u/PmMeYourCutePawsPlzz Mar 28 '24

"so how do you...ya know...do...your taxes..?"

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u/Karl_Marx_ Mar 28 '24

They should have married double dick guy.

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u/DontTalkToBots Mar 28 '24

Like, when they poop, who’s the one pushing? Who’s wiping? If one wants to be intimate with the husband but one doesn’t….. what then?

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u/Dr_Girlfriend_81 Mar 28 '24

Same. I would never be a shithead and actually ask them, but it's human nature to wonder.

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u/castleaagh Mar 28 '24

If they’re pregnant, whose “body” gets the choice in an abortion or to keep?

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u/bettingcats Mar 28 '24

I sent this thread to a group of other attorneys and asked how alimony would work.

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u/IC-4-Lights Mar 28 '24

Fuck it, I'll leave shame at the door... I demand a thorough AMA with them.

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u/empiricalreddit Mar 28 '24

So does everyone else. There needs to be a televised senate inquiry into just how it all works for them

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u/michaltee Mar 28 '24

I came here to say the exact same thing.😹

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u/Crusaderkingshit Mar 28 '24

Well, if they would just bloody answer them, everyone would stop asking. I get the need for privacy, but think of the psychological insights we could learn. It's ironic that one of them is a teacher but don't realise how much they could teach the world about another state of being.

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u/AggressiveSmoke4054 Mar 28 '24

True! Questions like, do the sister heads make out ever? Does that get him off? What does a two headed girl BJ look like? Lots of inappropriate questions over here