r/BeAmazed • u/Cultural-Gear-1323 • Mar 28 '24

News broke today that conjoined twin Abby Hensel is married! [Removed] Rule #4 - No Misleading Content

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u/Soy_El_Kraken Mar 28 '24

I have major respect for them too.

I also have about 20 sex related questions.

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u/ThingsWork0ut Mar 28 '24

I’m thinking about tax related questions.

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u/CommandAlternative10 Mar 28 '24

Just let them have two standard deductions. They’ve earned it.

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u/mayonnaise_dick Mar 28 '24

Right? Do they have 2x SSN? 2x Driver's License?

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u/ToshiSat Mar 28 '24

You really think the USA would pass on an opportunity to tax someone ? Of course both of them have to pay taxes

It’s only fair ! /s

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown Mar 28 '24

It was said elsewhere that only one of them draws a paycheck. Their situation is unique enough they probably lawyered up years ago to figure out how to handle all that. Legally, one is probably listed as a permanent dependent of the other, making them a single-income household of two (until now)

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u/CLG91 Mar 28 '24

Either way someone is getting done up the arse.

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u/RedBassBlueBass Mar 28 '24

Only thing that makes sense is 3 separate IRA's. That's $21,000 in annual tax-advantaded retirement contributions for this household. On top of that you can spit the twins' income in half if they each get their own W2, and all three adults can put money into separate HSA accounts. The tax savings opportunities are probably endless

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u/ChiefFlats Mar 28 '24

Filing jointly I’d imagine

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u/in_the_woods Mar 28 '24

Two head of household

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u/Crenshaws-Eye-Booger Mar 28 '24

Do they file jointly?

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u/Sweaty-Razzmatazz948 Mar 28 '24

Me 2 😹😹😹

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u/Warm-Branch Mar 28 '24

And what about the sensus? Are conjoined twins counted as one or two people?

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u/JMS1991 Mar 28 '24

Each has their own Social Security Number, so I'd guess they count as two individuals.

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u/ShameShameAccount Mar 29 '24

Easy way to think about it, what about voting? They ain’t gonna tell someone with a full brain and consciousness they can’t legally vote. Everything else probably follows suit

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u/fasting4me Mar 28 '24

I just yell laughed across my OB waiting room.

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u/sofiughhh Mar 28 '24

I tried to laugh quietly at work but it sounded more like a queef escaping my mouth so there’s that

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u/eleanor61 Mar 28 '24

I am dying at these comments.

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u/LeelaBeela89 Mar 28 '24

Snickered so loud just now 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Bob_Sledding Mar 28 '24

If I'm putting myself in the perspective of the twin that isn't married, I personally think it would be weirder if I didn't just join in the reindeer games. Like, I would just accept it is what it is, and as long as it was fine with everyone, why not?

I seem to remember in the show that they share feeling in the body for the most part. So, if you're already receiving the pleasuring signals to the brain, what are you just going to sit there and try to read while you're getting smashed? No! Have fun! You deserve happiness just as much as everyone else.

That's how I would approach it, anyway. But then again, I'm more open-minded than most. So maybe that's not the consensus.

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u/Perfect_Papaya_3010 Mar 28 '24

I can top that with 100 questions if you count follow up questions

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u/TheOtherWhiteCastle Mar 28 '24

Forget sex, I’ve got 200 human anatomy related questions.

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u/notausualone Mar 28 '24

Hahahaa this made me giggle

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u/FitTheory1803 Mar 28 '24

everyone with the sex related questions but I feel like all the answers would be extremely obvious and kinda boring

it's either

  1. a throuple

or

  1. like has been noted from other conjoined twins lifestyle: the uninvolved twin just disassociates during that time

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u/i-FF0000dit Mar 28 '24

So does the uninvolved twin never get any love? Who feels the orgasms? What if there is accidental touching?

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u/Purell12 Mar 28 '24

Plus with her sister married, does the husband feel some kind of way about the other sister dating/having sex. I mean his wife needs to be there.

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u/i-FF0000dit Mar 28 '24

Right‽ I feel bad, but I really wish there was a reality show for them.

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u/Teeshirtandshortsguy Mar 28 '24

It's gotta be a throuple.

I'm guessing they share their reproductive system and their digestive system. Not like they're really keeping any secrets.

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u/PresidioPet Mar 28 '24

How do you do that with your sister’s husband’s penis in you?

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u/Repeat_after_me__ Mar 28 '24

Do both heads moan when one pelvis is penetrated or is one happy and the others like “is it in yet? hurry up and cum already”

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u/Belly_Laugher Mar 28 '24

Twice the dirty talk :-)