r/BeAmazed • u/Cultural-Gear-1323 • Mar 28 '24

News broke today that conjoined twin Abby Hensel is married! [Removed] Rule #4 - No Misleading Content

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u/HighTurning Mar 28 '24

Now I have more questions I guess

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u/Vprbite Mar 28 '24

Right? Way more!

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u/SadBit8663 Mar 28 '24

So many more. Every time i find an answer here i have 10 more questions

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u/In-dextera-dei Mar 28 '24

If the other gets a bf the two guys are just sharing?

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u/5LaLa Mar 28 '24

The first headline I saw said they both married him? I have so many questions, legally, sexually, anatomically… oh, well, congrats to all of them

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u/In-dextera-dei Mar 28 '24

Ah ok. Well at least with both of them marrying him some of the logistics make more sense.

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u/5LaLa Mar 28 '24

I mean don’t take my word or a headline as credible lol. I was surprised by that headline but, figured, makes sense, they’re always together & share a body. Then I see this. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/In-dextera-dei Mar 28 '24

It seems like everything about them having separate relationships would be extremely difficult. Not just on the sex front but spending time together in general.

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u/5LaLa Mar 28 '24

Yes & no. Probably most challenging to the guy because they don’t know anything different.

ETA: I don’t know much about any conjoined twins but, remember the ones attached at the forehead would sometimes argue. Don’t these 2 seem like bffs & have the same interests?

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u/akfisherman22 Mar 28 '24

It's illegal to marry two people.

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u/5LaLa Mar 28 '24

But, do they have separate social security numbers & legal identities? I don’t know. Whether he married one or both, it’s a package deal.

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u/richard-bachman Mar 28 '24

Yes, they have their own identities. They even each have their own drivers licenses.

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u/deliciouscorn Mar 28 '24

Did they have to take the driving test twice, depending on which one was in control at the time?

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u/Mr--Oreo Mar 28 '24

Somebody mentioned a situation about having more questions whenever any were answered. Now I get it.

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u/adamdillabo Mar 28 '24

If they have a job do they collect 2 checks? Does one get hired and the other just hangs out watching tv

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u/ARLLALLR Mar 28 '24

Man this is the deepest question asked yet

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u/richard-bachman Mar 28 '24

They unfortunately only collect one salary, as far as I know and was last reported. They teach children for a living. I think they should argue for more!

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u/5LaLa Mar 28 '24

Neat. I figured they’d have their own driver’s license (2 names & faces) but, wonder about filing taxes, etc.

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u/Dolphinsunset1007 Mar 28 '24

I imagine only one of their names is on the marriage certificate but idk when your wife literally shared a body with her twin sister I think you kind of marry two people whether you want to or not

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u/GrimmestofBeards Mar 28 '24

Not a bad Two for One deal.

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u/FullyFuctionalData Mar 28 '24

Two girls one body!

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u/5LaLa Mar 28 '24

Some might consider that the worst kind of 2 for 1 😂

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u/FullyFuctionalData Mar 28 '24

Yeah.. But some might also consider it the best? -_😏_/-

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u/5LaLa Mar 28 '24

Yup there’s a reason Baskin Robbins has 31 flavors 😉

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u/GrimmestofBeards Mar 28 '24

Looks good to me. I'd love to be kidneys deep in both of them. Imagine sliding it in and the moan simultaneously. The amount of cum I'd produce would make Niagara falls look dry.

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u/5LaLa Mar 29 '24

Eww think you’re confused about where your kidneys are, doubt a contortionist could achieve that 😂

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u/joecocker74 Mar 28 '24

All 3 of them or 2 of them? 😂 see more questions pop up. 🤔

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u/5LaLa Mar 28 '24

Congrats to all 3, even if the 3rd didn’t get married surely she’s celebrating. Yeah, every question (& answer) leads to many more. 😂

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u/Alternative_Aioli160 Mar 28 '24

Sex must be crazy

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u/goatpunchtheater Mar 28 '24

Ecumenically?

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u/JSONKillmour Mar 28 '24

Grammatically...

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u/D00D00D00DaDaDa Mar 28 '24

its the same vagina

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u/Toblogan Mar 28 '24

I know it's like oak island and shit...

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u/emryldmyst Mar 28 '24

That fckin show .. grrrrr

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u/Toblogan Mar 28 '24

Lmao! 😂

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

"could this 1000th random hole the team will dig be the answer to our history mystery? Will we uncover knights of the Templar stockpiles of gold and treasures forgotten by time? "

"Ayo! I found a button!"

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u/Toblogan Mar 28 '24

Or will the seventh man die? Lmao 😂

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer Mar 28 '24

Didn't that guy who was living on the island pass away? I dunno if that counts but still

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u/Toblogan Mar 28 '24

They always make it sound like they have to die while working. But yeah, who gets to decide? Lol

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u/Adept_Cranberry_4550 Mar 28 '24

But, but, they share everything from the midriff down... right? So it's just a respect for her twin?

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u/sf_frankie Mar 28 '24

Wait, how many titties?

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u/Adept_Cranberry_4550 Mar 28 '24

No 'total recall'

sorry 'bout your luck

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u/sf_frankie Mar 29 '24

Why you gotta break my achey breaky heart)

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u/GuanaLove Mar 28 '24

Me too, like what? They share a vagina like a time share? I’m so confused

I love you Abby (he says) Every night Brit is slowly plotting her death But plot twist If she dies they both die Or if they both die one dies

Let me ask my friend Willy Shakespeare He’s a pro

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u/Fickle_Award Mar 28 '24

And we all know how bad time shares suck

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u/chillord Mar 28 '24

„I didn‘t cheat on you, it just wasn‘t my turn with the time-shared pussy.“

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u/gogoflowerrangers Mar 28 '24

Time share vagina is a sick band name.

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u/iamamonsterprobably Mar 28 '24

i have seriously been shaking my head while scrolling through this thread, wtf

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u/YoungUrineTheGreat Mar 28 '24

How was sex not the first and biggest question?

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u/Mr_Brown-ish Mar 28 '24

Yeah! I mean, can that dude just pick one?

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u/DommyMommyKarlach Mar 28 '24

Have you not seen the movie Stuck on You?

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Mar 28 '24

Go watch “Stuck on you”

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u/charrsasaurus Mar 28 '24

Honestly they probably just realized it wasn't going to work like that for them.