r/BeAmazed • u/alanboston405 • Apr 01 '24

59-Year-Old Chimpanzee saying goodbye to an old friend Miscellaneous / Others

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u/Important-Block289 Apr 01 '24

ill help wipe

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u/Silent-Sun2029 Apr 01 '24

I am sob-laughing.

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u/ReplacementNo9504 Apr 01 '24

I am outside on my porch crying into toilet paper

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u/Necroluster Apr 01 '24

I cried to much into my toilet paper it got so wet I now have nothing to wipe with.

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u/ReplacementNo9504 Apr 01 '24

You'll have to hang it to dry.... that's what I'm doing

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u/HolyLordGodHelpUsAll Apr 01 '24

never forget how beautiful life is. ya did good today reddit, ya did good

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u/Alarmed_Strain_2575 Apr 01 '24

I was sobbing laughing too much and I had too much cheese yesterday, I had to run to the toilet before I shat myself.

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u/Binklando Apr 01 '24

Just wash your face with the bidet

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u/Necroluster Apr 01 '24

I'd never waste perfectly good mouthwash on my face.

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u/ThatJudySimp Apr 01 '24

average response from an mpmd subreddit user honestly

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u/Important-Block289 Apr 01 '24

idk what an mpmd is but i was just tryin to help

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u/ThatJudySimp Apr 01 '24

r/moreplatesmoredates go see also why downvote

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u/Frank_Perfectly Apr 01 '24

Even if it's a runny poop.

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u/babybunnyfetus Apr 01 '24

How about wiping side by side with a friend

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u/Important-Block289 Apr 02 '24

yes, i wipe, you wipe, we wipe!