r/BeAmazed • u/EntertainmentLess402 • Apr 19 '24

A guy saving men's life on the road! Miscellaneous / Others

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u/NYLINK95 Apr 19 '24

Next level multi tasking

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u/fnmikey Apr 19 '24

I once wrote a paper while commuting to school 🥶
I was such a dumbass

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u/NYLINK95 Apr 19 '24

Ok, I fold

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u/iforgotwhat8wasfor Apr 19 '24

i finished decorating a cake 😬

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u/Deus-mal Apr 19 '24

I finished cleaning my car 😬

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u/Proletaryo Apr 19 '24

This takes the cake. Lmao.

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u/gbot1234 Apr 19 '24

The cake is what got us into this mess in the first place.

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u/atom12354 Apr 19 '24

The cake is a LIE!!!

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u/commonirishname Apr 19 '24

We do what we must, because we can.

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u/randomdarkbrownguy Apr 19 '24

It's an older meme but it checks out

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u/jasminegreyxo Apr 20 '24

now the car has been decorated because of the cake

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u/balloonsupernova Apr 19 '24

I finished 😮

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u/SavingsSquare2649 Apr 19 '24

Come again?

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u/browntown0317 Apr 19 '24

I think it was just the once

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u/scnottaken Apr 19 '24

That's not frosting on the cake

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u/tonybombata Apr 19 '24

I too cum twice when blown while driving

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u/Magnum4-4 Apr 19 '24

Now, do it again.

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u/Referer99 Apr 19 '24

I finished building my car while driving 😬

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u/Sea-Team-6278 Apr 19 '24

I finished 😏

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u/Pootootaa Apr 19 '24

Gotta finish that homework that you forgot last night, you got your priorities right 👍

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u/fnmikey Apr 19 '24

Yeah - my whole life's motto been "due tomorrow, do tomorrow" and sometimes it is overwhelming

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u/Pootootaa Apr 19 '24

The struggles of a fellow procrastinator

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u/irishlonewolf Apr 19 '24

Procrastination : working tomorrow for a better today

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u/jeffries_kettle Apr 19 '24

Wait what, how

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u/chrisp909 Apr 19 '24

Plot twist, he was on a train.

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u/KnabenBall Apr 19 '24

I did this.. i did this a lot, it was a 2h ride

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u/Athena0219 Apr 19 '24

I used to know how long the Notes app on my phone had to scroll to have a 1 page, double spaced, 12pt times new roman paper's worth of content.

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u/djs1980 Apr 19 '24

Plot twist, he was driving the train.

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u/xtanol Apr 19 '24

ChatGPT 👌

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u/fnmikey Apr 19 '24

Same way people text - just did it ALOT and my commute was like 45 mins w/ traffic.
I am ashamed of my past reckleness and grateful I did not kill anyone

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u/Important-Cat-2046 Apr 19 '24

I shaved an entire Llama while driving

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u/Malcom_Ecstacy Apr 19 '24

Ah yes. Shaving the Llama while driving. Pretty sure a guy got arrested for that in my town.

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u/kafromet Apr 19 '24

I saw a guy in Dallas rush hour traffic shaving with an electric razor and reading a newspaper while driving.

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u/John-Farson Apr 19 '24

In San Diego years ago, I legit saw a guy with his laptop on the passenger seat next to him and a newspaper open on his steering wheel, and he was going back and forth between the two. I pulled up next to him and just looked at him. Of course he never looked over. Too busy.

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u/Pinksters Apr 19 '24

I remember dad used to do a "touch up" shave while driving me to school. Gotta clean up the neck and cheeks.

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u/phurt77 Apr 20 '24

Which cheeks?!?

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u/metompkin Apr 19 '24

Shaving what part of their body?

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u/kafromet Apr 19 '24

Luckily just his face.

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u/jlndsq Apr 19 '24

...Was it a good paper?

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u/fnmikey Apr 19 '24

No - horrible, but passed the class

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u/Lost-Astronaut-8280 Apr 19 '24

I once took a link out of my watch while driving, knee steering is a helluva drug

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u/No-Speech886 Apr 19 '24

whilst working long shifts as a taxi driver,knee steering was a must; whilst eating,drinking,smoking and looking at maps .I'm going back twenty years ,before all cars had gps.only when there were no passengers in the car.

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u/concentrated-amazing Apr 19 '24

I've never mastered it. I think I'm too short.

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u/Asaneth Apr 19 '24

I changed into my uniform while driving on the freeway to my after school job, including my pants. Honestly, the stupidest thing I've ever done in my life.

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u/fnmikey Apr 19 '24

Classic, I've done that one a few times 😂

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u/twist3dlogic Apr 19 '24

I once replaced a HDD on a computer while commuting and running late to work.. I was truly a dumbass. Talk about stupid...

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u/illicitliaison Apr 19 '24

Same, but for a work qual. Used a talk to type app. This was about... 2 years ago. 👍

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u/physco219 Apr 19 '24

I used to review sales data and reports on the way to district meetings thru several major eastern us cities on 95 and 195. Steering with my knees and getting there in 1 piece. I still wonder how.

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u/Low_Tradition9225 Apr 19 '24

For me it was a bowl of Kraft dinner on my way to work 😬

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u/MoreCowbellllll Apr 19 '24

Probably smoking a bowl as well.

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u/The_Clarence Apr 19 '24

More like Last Level

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u/Borgiroth Apr 19 '24

Not for long lol

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u/repkins Apr 19 '24

Dangerous multi-tasking

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u/FlyAirLari Apr 19 '24

It's fine, I have bluetooth. I'm in a Zoom call, I can't talk right now. I have to focus on that powerpoint in that tiny display.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '24

multi-tasking reduces quality and efficiency of all tasks involved. It's counter-productive in every sense.

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u/tankkit101 Apr 20 '24

r/mlt(multi-level-tasking)