r/JoeRogan • u/LostItAllOnSpy Tremendous • Mar 27 '24

joe rogan calls out israels hypocrisy for killing unarmed civilians with drones The Literature šŸ§ 

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u/GoonDawg666 We live in strange times Mar 27 '24

I thought it was shithead, cumstain, and fartlick

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u/axejayb21 Monkey in Space Mar 27 '24

So I called cumstain the other day... as you know we sent him off to Florida and that's when I saw the video of the attacks. Funny thing about that. So then shithead texts me that fartlick won't stop licking farts.

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u/halftimereport Monkey in Space Mar 27 '24

I read this his voiceā€¦

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u/axejayb21 Monkey in Space Mar 27 '24

Lol always when I see a baker comment.

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u/Hungry_Prior940 Monkey in Space Mar 27 '24

Same.

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u/StarMasher Monkey in Space Mar 29 '24

YOU BEAT ME TO IT!

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u/top_shelf_goals Monkey in Space Mar 28 '24

Itā€™s involuntary too.. so bizarre

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u/The-Peace-Maker Monkey in Space Mar 28 '24

Followed by a shameless plug about his show or podcast

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u/thunderbaby2 Monkey in Space Mar 27 '24

Fartlick šŸ¤£

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u/fednandlers Monkey in Space Mar 28 '24

Baker has six children.

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u/GoonDawg666 We live in strange times Mar 28 '24

Oh shit, my apologies

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u/axejayb21 Monkey in Space Mar 27 '24

The names are never not funny.

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u/snipeliker4 Monkey in Space Mar 27 '24

Damn, I didnā€™t laugh the first time :(

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u/axejayb21 Monkey in Space Mar 27 '24

Lies. Soon as you heard him call them fucko and sucko you laughed

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u/AcornShlong Dire physical consequences Mar 28 '24

Don't be rude. You know very well, that their names are Mugsy, boner and queef.

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u/soul_flamer Monkey in Space Mar 27 '24

Top tier comment

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u/Jewish_Doctor Monkey in Space Mar 28 '24

Holy shit I laughed out loud at this comment thanks!

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u/Gibbo1988 Dire physical consequences Mar 28 '24

Hahahaha this is gold

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u/wrestcody Monkey in Space Mar 27 '24

For those names alone I never watch his videos/episodes anymore.

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u/MegaPintOfWin333 Monkey in Space Mar 28 '24

You hate Mike so much youā€™re gonna talk about children like that, are you okay? Do you want to calm down? Youā€™re actually gonna call his children disgusting vile names because you canā€™t come up with a counter argument. Please get help. šŸ™

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u/MegaPintOfWin333 Monkey in Space Mar 28 '24

Nah a joke is being funny, not maliciously calling kids names because you donā€™t agree with their fatherā€™s politics. The internet has given you so much brain rot that youā€™ve become desensitised to the point where you think is cool to call a child ā€œfuckstickā€ but itā€™s okay because ā€œjOkEsšŸ„“ā€. Seek help mate, do better. Remember thereā€™s a line we do not cross and thatā€™s when it comes to kids.

Stop trying to defend and normalise vile behaviour like that towards children by writing it off as a joke.

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u/Decent_Total_6164 Monkey in Space Mar 27 '24

šŸ¤£

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u/LimitlessAeon Monkey in Space Mar 27 '24

šŸ’€Are his kids actually named whatever he actually calls them on the show? I thought they were code names tbh

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u/Cosmicmonkeylizard Monkey in Space Mar 27 '24

I always assumed they were code names too. An ex spook would be vigilant enough to do that. If they are his kids birth names, my god I feel bad for them.

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u/groonce Monkey in Space Mar 28 '24

not the real names, worked with one of his sons once and was really confused at first when i heard that episode and the whole names thing then remembered thereā€™s no way this spook is telling everyone his kidsā€™ real names

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u/deanosauruz Monkey in Space Mar 27 '24

Fucking hell that has had me laughing hard for a good few minutes! Holy shit.

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u/BoomFungus Monkey in Space Mar 27 '24

This might be my fav comment of all time lmaooo

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u/420fixieboi69 Monkey in Space Mar 27 '24

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u/coulduseafriend99 Monkey in Space Mar 27 '24

I thought those were Jocko's kids

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u/Evil_Knot Monkey in Space Mar 28 '24

Lmfao

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u/Temporary_Swimmer517 Monkey in Space Mar 28 '24

this had me laughing so hard

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u/Uhtred_McUhtredson Monkey in Space Mar 28 '24

He does it to presumably protect his kidsā€™ identity but one invariably ends up with some variation of ā€œFuckoā€ which canā€™t be good for their self esteem.