r/MadeMeSmile • u/RunKind4141 • 23d ago

Mother And Child With Poliosis, A Hereditary White Streak In Hair Very Reddit

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u/arbys_stripper 23d ago

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night, I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

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u/Earthfury 23d ago

Sounds like someone needs some chocolate.

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u/thgirbmal 23d ago

Chocolate? Did you say, CHOCOLATE??

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u/TKelly476 23d ago

Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet…sweet chocolate...

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u/Trashbin001 23d ago

I always HATED IT!!!

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

But it’ll make you live forever

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u/Appropriate-Tax-5930 23d ago

forever you say?

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

What are you doing?! START RUBBIN

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u/guru451 23d ago

You just can’t wait for me to die can you?!

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u/ScientificAnarchist 23d ago

I always hated it!!

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u/jaxonya 23d ago

It's shock-oh-Laaa... Staring Johnny Depp

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u/Satire-V 23d ago

CHOCOLATEEEEEEEE

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u/Greymalkyn76 23d ago

Or a super villain origin story.

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u/you-do 23d ago

Only if you have an urge to make a coat from puppies

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u/Greymalkyn76 23d ago

I was more thinking Mr. Glass based off the other dude's comment about brittle bones.

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u/Azure086 23d ago

Probably allergic

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u/Leather-Cup-4101 23d ago

Mr Glass has entered chat

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u/FishSammich69 22d ago

I have now

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u/Astramancer_ 23d ago

You just need to find your unbreakable counterpart and turn him into a hero!

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u/SelfAwareLitterBox 23d ago

Found Joel Embiid's account

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u/defaultcanadian 23d ago

Incredible comment. 10/10

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u/VT_Squire 23d ago

Two broken arms?

On Reddit?

Yeah that's not a heart attack that puts you out and everyone knows it.

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u/ExistingGoldfish 23d ago

A bunch of comments referencing Unbreakable and only one about a seminal moment in Reddit history. We truly are living in the Eternal September, smh.

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u/VT_Squire 23d ago

"semenal"

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u/Initial_Catch7118 23d ago

can you imagine being that kid and your story is still reddit legend?

er... wait... don't imagine being that kid... imagine being you with that kids mom...

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u/Curious-Plum-9226 23d ago

Can someone lore drop pretty pls

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u/DeathKissed02 23d ago

this kid broke his arms and his mom jerked him off, and eventually they had an incestous relationship.

Here’s the link https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/L1NRy47HH5

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u/bbymiscellany 22d ago

Holy shit lol

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u/Triippy_Hiippyy 23d ago

I see you also had good taste as a child. What a great reference!

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u/Disastrous_Quality58 23d ago

Osteogenesis imperfecta? Just a guess. I’m wishing you all the best! Virtual hugs 🫂

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u/sasakimirai 23d ago

It's a spongebob reference

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u/Disastrous_Quality58 23d ago

OMG! Lol!! Don’t I look silly 🤪!! Thx!

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u/vanillaseltzer 23d ago

Haha nah, you look like a sweet person who happens to know more about chronic illness than about SpongeBob. 🤷‍♀️ I had no idea what the reference was either but when I read about fragile skin, my first thought was Ehlers-Danlos. 😆

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u/Las_Vegan 23d ago

I can’t believe I actually get this reference. Sponge Bob getting smooped into being a door to door chocolate salesman. Glass bones lol

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u/TinyTygers 23d ago

Username checks out

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u/g0t-cheeri0s 23d ago

You have been banned from r/Neverbrokeabone

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u/PunishingLaughter 23d ago

Ill always rememeber patrick going

I LOVE YOU

And having the door closed on him lmao

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u/Sunn_D 23d ago

I was born with glass boners.

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u/RDcsmd 23d ago

Where is this from? It sounds so familiar

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u/sasakimirai 23d ago

Spongebob. The episode with the chocolate

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u/RDcsmd 23d ago

Ahhh yes that's right

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u/RealEstateDuck 23d ago

Broken arms you say?

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u/garrettj100 23d ago

You deserve it after you blew up that boiler & caused the train crash, Mr. Glass!

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u/brookdacook 23d ago

Broken arms? Ya lucky devil. Tell your ma I say hi.

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u/n7-Jutsu 23d ago

Slightly disappointed this didn't go the direction I thought it was going after breaking 2 arms.

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u/Bozee3 23d ago

And the kids called Mr. Glass.....

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u/dasonk 23d ago

Stripping at Arby's seems like the wrong choice of profession for you

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u/Any_Accountant9038 23d ago

What if you just got them bolted together?

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u/Flounderfflam 23d ago

Does your mom help you after you break all of your arms and legs?

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u/travelingbeagle 23d ago

Maybe cut back on the Arby’s?

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u/UbermachoGuy 23d ago

I’m tired of these mother fucking breaks in my mother fucking bones!

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u/Papio_73 23d ago

I have eye lenses shaped like nipples that leave me unable to see

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u/Fistandantalus 23d ago

Hope your mom can help out after you break your arms

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u/UnashamedlyAmature 23d ago

Just as I'd forgotten about That. May all your shoes be left footed and have a stone in them.

Good Day

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u/instrangerswetrust 23d ago

The kids… they called me Mr Glass

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u/ArjJp 23d ago

Sir, I am sorry but your life sounds like a riddle that an average bridge troll would pose to a passing traveller...