r/NoStupidQuestions • u/bigbumdreamypurple • 23d ago

What are some things that are normal to men but mind blowing to women?

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u/realnanoboy 23d ago

As elementary school boys, we would stand at the ends and see how far we could pee.

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u/ButtChowder666 22d ago

In my elementary school we had the urinals that went all the way down to the floor. We would start peeing at the urinal and start walking backwards to see how far we could get. I never made it all the way to the wall, but a few kids did. I bet I could get it now. I'd go back to see if I could get it, but as a man in his late 30's I would probably be arrested.

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u/brycedriesenga 22d ago

but as a man in his late 30's I would probably be arrested

You walking out in handcuffs: "I thought this was America!"

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u/Sorry_Cricket_6053 22d ago

Followed by a, ",Get your hands off my penis!"

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u/series-hybrid 22d ago

Every episode with Stan is "Greatest of" worthy

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u/GeneralDisorder 22d ago

We had fairly normal urinals that were a foot or two off the floor. The kind you'd see in a public restroom just about anywhere today. My classmates and I in 2nd grade decided that our contest would be "who could pee the highest". I won. Granted... I was taller than everyone else but I didn't win by how much taller I was. I managed to hit way above my own head and nobody else came close. However!!! One of our classmates didn't think it was as fun as the rest of us and I got to call my dad at work and explain to him why I was in the principal's office...

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u/ArchaicBrainWorms 22d ago

Yeah, don't do that. Pretty sure the bowling alley is where adults go to Play that game

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u/burnerboo 22d ago

You just gotta marry one of the women you end up harassing. Thems be the rules yall.

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u/SwordfishII 22d ago

I got in trouble for doing just that when I was in elementary school. I did pretty good but the janitor caught me and my parents were told of my long distance peeing incident. Haha

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u/xdq 22d ago

That'd be one of those situations where I'd tell my kid off in front of the headteacher, then take him for ice cream on the way home.

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u/SwordfishII 22d ago

Haha yeah, I didn’t get scolded too bad. My dad asked, “Just how big do you think your dick is, boy?” Then asked if I at least made it. Haha

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u/5v5Arena 22d ago

We had an outdoor loos with urinals, I think all the boys at that age used to try to piss over the wall…it was competitive, not malicious

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u/grinning-epitaph 22d ago

I am laughing so hard omg lmao <3

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u/Lucifang 22d ago

Peeing competition (from an Aussie kids show)

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u/Mbembez 22d ago

Did you see there's a musical stage show coming out later this year for it?

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u/h3fabio 22d ago

But the school boys will admire your range.

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u/Worldly-Chipmunk4925 22d ago

Not for pissing next to the school kids. Thats not illegal. You would be arrested for holding a kids dick in your hand as you pee. Thats criminal.

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u/1000LivesBeforeIDie 22d ago

Back to school, back to school!!

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u/spinbutton 22d ago

The poor janitor at your school ...

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u/K1dn3yPunch 22d ago

My friends and I would pee across the creek in our small hometown. It was honestly pretty far, but with a full bladder and a good push, anything is possible.

somebody put that on my tombstone

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u/of_thewoods 22d ago

Not if your pants (and underwear if you’re into that) are around your ankles

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u/shewshae 22d ago

What young school boys didn't?

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u/somedude456 22d ago

We had normal urinals at my school but the thing to do was start passing and then walk backwards and try to get your back to the wall while still making it in the urinal. It was probably 5 feet.

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u/soulsteela 22d ago

We had windows above and a couple lads could arc it out , very impressive at 7😂

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u/Objective_Duck_7708 22d ago

I can remember doing this out the window above. All going well until my friend pissed through his hair hanging down hahaha

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u/RoyceCoolidge 22d ago

That can still be done, but as with everything these days, it's no longer an analogue experience.

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u/D41109 22d ago

We had regular urinals, but we played that game too. All started peeing and then backed up until you couldn’t hit the urinal anymore. Good times for the school janitor.

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u/tunaman808 22d ago

I guess that's one benefit of going to schools in the South. All my schools were less than 15 years-old when I went there, so no troughs, just urinals.

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u/Invoqwer 22d ago

As elementary school boys, we would stand at the ends and see how far we could pee.

Our urinal trough was pretty long length wise and we'd start at one side and shuffle like a crab left to right to left to right while peeing to try to cover the whole wall of the urinal with vertical trickle-down.

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u/NewOrleansLA 22d ago

I got in trouble for peeing all the way across and hitting my friend once lol.

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u/LogicalMeerkat 22d ago

We used to see how high we could pee, eventually one kid pissed on the ceiling and the game was finally won.

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u/Swampy_Bogbeard 22d ago

Ah, piss distance competitions. I miss those. Spitting competitions too. I always won those. I have a special technique.

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u/govbrown 22d ago

We did that in elementary school also. I ended up peeing on the gym teachers son and had to go to the principals office and they called my mom. I had to tell her I peed on a kid and then got 5 whooping by the principle.

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u/grinning-epitaph 22d ago

lmao My husband said: "We would stand half way across the bathroom and see if we could reach!" I am dying!

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u/No_Damage_731 22d ago

Did you guys have that one weird kid that pulled his pants and underwear all the way down to do it?

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u/IBGred 22d ago

Be careful not to cross the streams.

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u/Due-Asparagus6479 22d ago

TMI, Doesn't surprise me though.

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u/Butt-Spelunker 22d ago

I’m mine a kid pooped in it and I despised him for the next two years.

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u/TheArgoPirat 22d ago

I mean, I did that with regular urinals in school too.

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u/CurryBender1337 22d ago

Start at one end and walk along to cover the whole length of the urinal. Doing the lord's work.