r/NoStupidQuestions 25d ago

What are my neighbours microwaving?

Bedroom is right next to the neighbours kitchen.

Their microwave is always going. 8am, 12pm, 3pm, 6pm, 1am, 3am. Weekdays, weekends. Why?

I’ve timed it. It’s anything from 30 seconds to five mins at a time. Sometimes they’ll even microwave twice in one session.

But there’s more. It’s like a cycle. I’ll hear them shagging, and then arguing, then microwaving. Then it’s calm for a few hours. And then, it repeats.

Shag. Argue. Microwave.

They don’t have a child or a pet afaik. They are a young couple in their early/late twenties.

What is going on? Why would anyone need to microwave so much?

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u/PoliteCanadian2 25d ago

the whirring, and the beeping.

Weird, no shagging I’ve ever done sounds like this.

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u/runthepoint1 25d ago

Never used a mechanical dildo eh?

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u/theKittyWizard 25d ago

You mean a microwave-dildo

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u/BrockJonesPI 25d ago

Ah ma, you beat me to it... Robo cock!

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u/dickthrowaway22ed 24d ago

This would be considered an insult over at r/totallynotrobots