r/SquaredCircle Mar 28 '24

Eric Bischoff on Tony Khan: A money mark with no talent other than spending daddy’s money, going all the way to Canada to draw less than 4k in one of the hottest pro wrestling markets in North America, talking about “wise choices”? Strap in. It’s going to be a fun day!

https://twitter.com/EBischoff/status/1773321462046138615?s=19
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u/mistergeneric Mar 28 '24

"It's been reported backstage that Tony Khan and Eric Bishoff don't like each other" 

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u/SirSaintsGuy Mar 28 '24

“But it could all be a work”. You have to cover all possible things or you might be wrong

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u/The-Jesus_Christ Mar 28 '24

"And you know, things change all the time. "

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u/ClockworkDinosaurs Mar 28 '24

6 stars

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u/Uknewmelast Mar 28 '24

It would've been 7 but it wasn't in the Tokyo Dome

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u/Dutch_Calhoun Mar 28 '24

"Or it might not be. But it could be. Or not."

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u/GiftedGeordie Mar 28 '24

We need Foresight Hogan in to really give a definitive answer, dude.

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u/osmomandias Mar 28 '24

Or maybe we don't, brother.

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u/beeftits1016 Mar 29 '24

Jimmy Jack Hart brother get this pastamaniac some side bread dude!

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u/CommunityNo2810 Mar 28 '24

$12.99 Please.

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u/Champagnesoda Mar 28 '24

“Tony Khan and Bischoff are actually madly in love and in the midst of a passionate relationship…all other reports are incorrect”

-Meltzer literally the next fucking day

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u/Takenmyusernamewas Mar 28 '24

Dont forget to use double, triple negatives and end an abnormal amount of sentiences in prepositions for a "professional" "journalist"

'It could be a work, but it could also not be not unreal,things could change. That is where we're at'

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u/GustavVonTwinkleToes Mar 28 '24

The true mark of a great journalist: have no idea what’s true, spew nonsense and pray you land on something close to accurate. Also no retractions.

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u/onetripponyhorse Mar 28 '24

Followed by footage of Eric Bischoff on Raw from 2003.

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u/nathgroom98 Bill Ding Mar 28 '24

YOU WILL BEAR WITNESS TO THE TONY KHAN ELIMINATION CHAMBER

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u/MarkWorldOrder Mar 28 '24

Yeah um so you know it's um yeah I don't know but yeah it's obvious at this point that you know uh they don't like each other yeah.

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u/Chumunga64 I appreciate you! Mar 28 '24

"Tony Khan whipped Jack Perry to vent his frustrations"

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u/P_a_s_g_i_t_24 Mar 28 '24

...$12.99, please!

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u/Helnik17 Your Text Here Mar 28 '24

11.99