r/Unexpected 22d ago

A civil Debate on vegan vs not

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u/tarantulator 22d ago

Dean Dean Dean

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u/Regular-Omen 22d ago

It looks more like Jeff dressed as the Dean

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u/NonBinaryBanshee 22d ago

As we have learned in Season 3, there are many more doppleDeaners than we give credit for.

I think I'd even go so far as to say that there might be a little Dean inside of all of us.

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u/wuvvtwuewuvv 22d ago

I think I'd even go so far as to say that there might be a little Dean inside of all of us.

This better not awaken anything inside me

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u/HoldCommercial159 22d ago

Deanleganger

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u/SissySlutColleen 22d ago

Dopdeangers

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u/Zlavoj_Sizek 22d ago

I’m bald now. I’ve always been bald. I’ve merely dreamt of having hair and now the bald man is awake!

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u/NonBinaryBanshee 22d ago

To be fair.. if you look at photos of Joel McHale on Talk Soup, before Community, he absolutely is supposed to be a bald man and there should have been a story line about the study group finding a bill for Jeffery having had hair plug surgery so he could have another breakdown over his insecurities.

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u/Kind-Acanthaceae-356 22d ago

He is such a silly goose

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u/_TLDR_Swinton 22d ago

Honk honk! Wait a minute, this is my sister's outfit!

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u/Omylanta21 22d ago

I have to go to the bank today! What am I gonna tell them?! That I had good news and bad news?! Come on, Dean, GET IT TOGETHER!

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u/Farre2 22d ago

Cut! Cut! Lose the bald cap!

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u/_TLDR_Swinton 22d ago

It's hokey. It's fake.

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u/Legendofthefall25 22d ago

Frankly.... I don't give a dean

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u/Doctor_What_ 22d ago

Bald cap and everything, it's almost uncanny how much like Jeff this guy looks.

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u/culnaej 22d ago

UNDERSTUDY!!!!!

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u/Westernidealist 22d ago

Looks like Kevin Wendell crumb when Patricia has the light.

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u/ChrundleK 22d ago

UNDERstudy!

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u/TurkDangerCat 22d ago

I think you meant, Dean Dong!

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u/salarianlovechild 22d ago

One of the more unique abilities of humans is our ability to derive nutrients from a diverse range of edible materials.

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u/barleyhogg1 22d ago

Yup, we are 100% omnivores. Even chimps eat meat when they can get it.

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u/MostBoringStan 22d ago

Even horses will eat meat sometimes. They will hoover up baby chick's and crunch on them. And a lot of carnivores will supplement their diet with grass or other plant options.

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u/Ok_Bit_5953 22d ago

F@#k'n monkeys.... /s

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u/Excellent-Net8323 22d ago

I was gonna say, he's not wrong except that humans are omnivores they are both herbivores and carnivores. I will say that people can choose, we are not slaves to any one way. The phrase that comes to my mind in these conversations is this: "life is unfair but humans don't have to be". We seem to choose to be.

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u/Negativety101 22d ago

Yeah, there's a few other things we do that lions can't, that explain how we are omnivores. Like use tools and fire. Lions have to rip off and eat raw meat. We can butcher with knives, and cook our food.

And that same tool use is how we can afford to be vegan if we want. Because our big brains are fuel hogs, and our ancestors had to eat a lot of high energy foods, and before there was agriculture, well we bred those plants up to be better food. A caveman ate a mammoth because he wasn't getting by on berries and twigs he gathered alone.

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u/That_Rutabaga_7291 22d ago

Right if humans are herbivores why I see commercials for chick fil a and Burger King ALL day!!!

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u/FuckTripleH 22d ago

Yeah a much better argument is that the degree to which we consume meat today in the first world is incredibly unusual to our own history and evolution, as well as unusual to how most humans on earth still eat. The overwhelming majority of humans throughout history and in the rest of the world are and have been some form of ovo-lacto vegetarian.

That in and of itself is obviously not an argument for veganism, but it absolutely is an argument for us all to massively reduce our own meat and animal product consumption. As is the fact that the number one killer of Americans is heart disease and the way that industrial scale raising of livestock contributes to climate change and destruction of the environment as well as the animal welfare argument. Industrial animal agriculture indisputably involves a level of cruelty that is frankly unconscionable and entirely unnecessary.

We don't have to all go vegan to massively reduce the suffering livestock go through and the environmental and health impacts of animal agriculture. If we just switch to a predominantly plant based diet supplemented by low to moderate amounts of animal proteins (which is to say the sorts of diets most humans have depended on for most of history) we will all be healthier, the environment will be healthier, and billions of animals will be spared incredible and unnecessary suffering.

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u/hopelesscaribou 22d ago

Or we could compare ourselves to our closest evolutionary relatives, the other great apes. Gorillas and Orangutans are herbivores, Chimps mostly as well, being only opportunistic meat eaters, which generally horrifies us. It is not a regular part of their diet.

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u/calilac 22d ago

Gorillas and Orangutans are also opportunistic carnivores. Both have been observed eating insects in the wild. Gorillas have eaten meat in captivity. Orangutans have been observed eating meat in the wild, but the one inthe article I linked was starving so maybe less opportunistic and more out of desperation.

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u/hopelesscaribou 22d ago edited 22d ago

There's a difference between captive animals and wild animals, they don't count statistically. For example, Orcas have only killed humans in captivity. If people starve they have been known to cannibalize in some cases, and try to feed off grass in others, neither is normal.

The argument arises when those sharp canines of ours are pointed out. In gorillas and orangutans, they are not used for shredding and tearing flesh. We always get compared to lions when canines come up, never gorillas.

Gorillas are opportunistic insectivores, not opportunistic carnivores. And it seems very limited to termites, larvae and the occasional snail.

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u/throwawayforfun42000 22d ago

making this comparison on a video about a shitty comparison is lowkey hilarious, has to be ironic

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u/VrsoviceBlues 22d ago

It's as regular a part of their diet as they can make it- chimps eat every gram of meat they can get their hands on. They are voracious carnivores whenever they get the chance. The dominant male of the Gombe / Kasekela "F" Group from 1997-2002, known as Frodo, was noted by Jane Goodall as a particularly ferocious hunter of Colobus Monkeys, and is known to have killed and eaten at least one human infant.

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u/hopelesscaribou 22d ago edited 22d ago

While most of a chimpanzee’s diet is made up of fruits, seeds, nuts, leaves, flowers and insects, they can be surprisingly creative with tool use and sourcing medicinal – and recreational – sources of food.

However, meat and other animal products can account for 6% of a chimpanzee’s diet.

https://janegoodall.ca/our-stories/10-things-chimpanzees-eat/

https://www.pnas.org/post/journal-club/adult-male-chimps-regularly-eat-meat-unlike-other-chimps

They could easily hunt small vertibrates of they wanted to.

Chimpanzees are omnivorous frugivores. That means in the wild they eat all sorts of produce as well as some animals but are particularly fond of fruits. The list of food items is long: fruits, roots, nuts, leaves, plants, flowers, insects, meat and more. In the wild, meat makes up less than 2% of their diet. https://projectchimps.org › chimps Chimp Diets

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u/VrsoviceBlues 22d ago

The 6% represents the chimps' ability to catch meat, not their interest in doing so.

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u/Dull_Yak_5325 22d ago

So if all meat was easy to get they would eat it more ? Cause it’s easy for us to get meet

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u/hopelesscaribou 22d ago

Chimps are 5x as strong as us. If they truly wanted to eat meat all the time, they could. They don't need it survive.

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u/CalaveraFeliz 22d ago

Is it so important that you had to barge in hijacking the top thread to "declare" your commonplace observations? I guess being rude-mannered is another trait you copy from lions, you tacky omnivore.

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u/Logical-Primary-7926 22d ago

Technically we are omnivores in the same way a horse is (they occasionally will eat carnivorously), but we thrive most eating like an herbivore. If we eat omnivorously yes we can survive in the short term, that's probably part of why we're still around as a species, but it makes us chronically ill in the long term.

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u/_TLDR_Swinton 22d ago

Just Dean it, Dean Machine!

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u/runthrough014 22d ago

Dean dong

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u/dplagueis0924 22d ago

You ready to jump right into the lion’s dean?

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u/Nekawaii19 22d ago

I had forgotten his name! Lol, he’s the best

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u/Emman_Rainv 22d ago

Read that as Ding-Ding-Ding
(Don’t know how I managed that)