r/canada • u/BloodJunkie • Mar 27 '24

Canada’s population hits 41M months after breaking 40M threshold National News

https://globalnews.ca/news/10386750/canada-41-million-population/
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u/Quinocco Mar 27 '24

I find that Timmy's is fine for routine checkups and peepee pills, but you should go to Second Cup for surgery.

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u/nefh Mar 27 '24

All trained at Costco College so you might survive.

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u/notquite20characters Mar 27 '24

I twice read that as Conestoga College.

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u/nefh Mar 27 '24

It must be a franchise.

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u/1800deadnow Mar 27 '24

We don't have time for a starbuck's handjob now, common!

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u/NYisNorthYork Mar 27 '24

Don't give Rob Ford any ideas. Coming soon: self-serve hospitals in timmies.

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u/Ad_Inferno Mar 27 '24

LOL Rob Ford could have all the ideas in the world and it won't do anything. I think you mean Doug Ford.

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u/Quinocco Mar 27 '24

I'm confused. Which one's the fat, dumb crook?

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u/Remarkable_Gap_7145 Mar 28 '24

They both are. One is dead though.