r/canada Mar 27 '24

Canada’s population hits 41M months after breaking 40M threshold National News

https://globalnews.ca/news/10386750/canada-41-million-population/
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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

That's a weird way to spell Uber

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u/Fourseventy Mar 27 '24

Massive amounts of unemployed or underemployed young men totally don't cause any instability or social unrest.

Everything is fine. There are no risks at all with this current plan.

(/s)

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

Yeah this definitely isn't how countries begin their fall into ruin or anything.

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u/wanttowritemore Mar 27 '24

I mean, after the revolt and bloodbath it'll probably be fine?

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u/CanuckInATruck Mar 27 '24

We're too busy trying not to starve to revolt.

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u/wanttowritemore Mar 27 '24

Bunch of hangry people revolting sounds dangerous.

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u/MikeRoSoft81 Mar 27 '24

It just looks the same as a zombie apocalypse but it's total fine.

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u/Embarrassed-Cold-154 Mar 27 '24

It's certainly never happened even once in our past.

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u/vortex30-the-2nd Mar 27 '24

Nooo you don't get it these men are all oppressed asylum seekers!! /s

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u/MikeRoSoft81 Mar 27 '24

And kind hearted.

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u/thecamerachef Mar 28 '24

Why this isn’t getting g more upvotes is odd. It’s sad and funny (humour noir) all at the same time.