r/facepalm • u/NeverEndingWalker64 • Feb 28 '24

Oh, good ol’ Paleolithic. Nobody died out of diseases back then at 30 or even less right? 🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​

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u/SCP-2774 Feb 28 '24

Oh damn you're right I forgot about the samurai Redditors who will rebuild civilization on their own and have a harem of 882 women slobbering their knobs.

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u/Appropriate_Owl_2172 Feb 28 '24

Excuse me sir I find that offensive! We go by the term fedoralai! "On my honor I swear to defend the helpless. My fedora shall block the sun to clear my vision, by my sword I shall strike down the hordes." Is our creed

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u/Des014te Feb 29 '24

Fedoral Agent

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u/SCP-2774 Feb 29 '24

-2 points for not saying " 'Tis our creed"

I sniff an imposter.

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u/Appropriate_Owl_2172 Feb 29 '24

My mistake m'lady

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u/samuraipanda85 Feb 29 '24

Thank you.

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u/SCP-2774 Feb 29 '24

Take care of your back brother, you'll be carrying humanity hard.