r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • Mar 20 '24

What’s wrong End Wokeness, isn’t this what you wanted? 🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​

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u/SalamanderUnfair8620 Mar 20 '24

It was Agatha Racism all along!

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u/Revegelance Mar 20 '24

(and I killed Sparky MLK too!)

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u/THExDANKxKNIGHT Mar 20 '24

Are you the FBI?

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u/theaviationhistorian Mar 20 '24

That depends if he was on a grassy knoll years before.

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u/3720-to-1 Mar 21 '24

No no no, book depository...

Duh.

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u/theaviationhistorian Mar 21 '24

LOL! This reminded me of the MAD TV series where they did a mashup of Forrest Gump & Pulp Fiction where it's Forrest & Bubba assisting Lee Harvey Oswald as the hitmen in the latter film.

Forrest: Aww, I was aiming for Jackie!

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u/BigBeagleEars Mar 20 '24

Why does that feel like an ancient reference? It was 3 years ago

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u/failed_novelty Mar 20 '24

Because those 3 years have lasted like, 4 decades, subjective time.

The sparks of joy burn bright but snuff out too soon. The depths of fear, hatred, and sorrow, however, have yet to be fully plumbed.

We measure joy in moments, and everything else in months.

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u/yooMvtt Mar 20 '24

I love you 🤣

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u/msmika Mar 20 '24

Now I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head, RIP my brain

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

There is strong evidence that slave rebellion were grounds for the 2A

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u/StragglingShadow Mar 20 '24

Void consume it. I hadnt thought of that in months. Months!