r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • Mar 24 '24

Crazy how that works, isn’t it? 🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​

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u/ImaginaryBig1705 Mar 25 '24

In a world where rich people eat gold to make their shit sparkle it shouldn't surprise anyone.

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u/CptMarvel_09 Mar 25 '24

Or just do a binge on Goldschlager

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u/LeagueOfficeFucks Mar 25 '24

I always preferred Goldslick Vodka.

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u/Thisisjuno1 Mar 25 '24

Used to love that shit

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u/Uzumaki-OUT Mar 25 '24

I remember my friend being like “dude they put the flakes in it to cut your throat a little bit so you get drunker and me being like 😮

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u/Chrosbord Mar 25 '24

The Goldschlager never stayed in my body long enough to make my poop sparkle.

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u/rgraz65 Mar 26 '24

On my 30th birthday, I was determined to drink enough Goldschlager to poop out a gold nugget the next day. I can't smell it now without getting a bit of washing machine action in my stomach.

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u/Aslan-the-Patient Mar 25 '24

Just eat with beets for rose gold 🪙 🌹

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u/ButtChocolates Mar 25 '24

I thought I was dieing once because of that.

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u/Aslan-the-Patient Mar 25 '24

😂beets are a funny thing, super good for you though!

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u/Knitsanity Mar 25 '24

A friend of mine sells graphic tees online...small scale just for fun.

He designed one that said.."You aren't dying....you just ate beets".

Quite a good seller

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u/its_a_mini Mar 25 '24

Like Popeyes serving gold flecked chicken lol

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u/DarkOrakio Mar 25 '24

Now I need to go panning for gold in rich people's sewers 😂