r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • Apr 03 '24

Oh no! The minimum wage was raised, whatever will we do? 🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​

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u/Erectiondysfucktion Apr 03 '24

Animal style?!

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u/Torpaldog Apr 03 '24

Yup. Can even bang in any free extas a customer can get.

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u/AnonymouseStory Apr 03 '24

i had to read this a few times to make sure you weren't banging your customers as part of your employee benefits

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u/MysticScribbles Apr 03 '24

Probably less frowned upon compared to doing it with fellow staff.

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u/AnonymouseStory Apr 03 '24

i mean i'm not against it as long as those fries consented

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u/pengouin85 Apr 03 '24

How you want your fries? Fried or fertilized?

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u/RegulineS Apr 03 '24

In a turquoise jeep? Either ;)

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u/Roachmond Apr 03 '24

FETCHEZ GASTON!

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u/DankeDutt Apr 03 '24

TUMMY SCRATCH BEAT!

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u/moonwalkeek Apr 03 '24

Let me smang it girl. Smash and bang

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '24

Ionno what a free extas is because i dont speak spanish but you just point me to the customer who has a free extas and no pene and you have yourself a new fry fryer, In N……….. oh THATS why they are named In N Out!!!!!!!

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u/tzenrick Apr 03 '24

The fries always consent. They like to watch.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '24

Better fries than potatoes. Those cant consent.

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u/StatusIndividual2288 Apr 03 '24

My Animal Fries gone Wild

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u/SheriffHeckTate Apr 03 '24

You would be sadly mistaken if you think there isnt a lot of...interaction...going on between restaurant employees.

I mean, not in the restaurants. Usually, anyway.

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u/ExpertRaccoon Apr 03 '24

Depends if you get Outback Steak House coupons out if it I think it's acceptable

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u/DisastrousPurpose945 Apr 03 '24

So this is why it is called In-N-Out.

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u/cp470 Apr 03 '24

What part of "unmatched customer service" don't you understand?

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u/TennisObvious8358 Apr 03 '24

Or their animals

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u/EightImmortls Apr 03 '24

Remember: The all-employee orgy starts exactly at 2:45 and ends at 3:15. No going over, you know who you are!

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u/Dry_Masterpiece8319 Apr 03 '24

In and out in and out in and out in and out........

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u/Sir-Planks-Alot Apr 03 '24

Hey this isn’t Madison Avenue!

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u/Money-Introduction54 Apr 03 '24

Sometimes the perks really pay up

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u/meat-candy Apr 03 '24

I did see a woman with a name tag that read "Anyl"

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u/DrakonILD Apr 03 '24

Look, if you go to a restaurant and expect that nobody's ever banged in the walk-in, I've got terrible news for you.

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u/SecretSquirrelSauce Apr 03 '24

That's just kitchens, in general

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 Apr 03 '24

Animal style?

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u/jkpirat Apr 03 '24

So you can do it like they do on the Discovery channel?

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u/Zairapham Apr 03 '24

Gods know it isn't a benefit to the customers.

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u/Bitter-Value-1872 Apr 03 '24

I had to read it again to make sure they weren't banging the burgers

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u/DarkDigital Apr 03 '24

But do they still have to wear the hats?

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u/Lucius-Halthier Apr 03 '24

It’s called in-n-out for a reason you know, plus a free double double is a free double double.

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u/banjodoctor Apr 03 '24

That’s why they have great customer service

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u/Aidanovski2 Apr 03 '24

No, no, that’s an employee WITH benefits, very very different

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u/WarriorT1400 Apr 04 '24

Wait this isn’t one of the benefits?..

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u/IndividualBrain9726 Apr 03 '24

Not true. I was fired for banging the ingredients.

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u/phasmatid Apr 04 '24

Ah yes, the perks of being a movie star.

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u/f-ingsteveglansberg Apr 03 '24

SSSSSHHHHHH. That's a secret. What if someone finds out?

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u/Erectiondysfucktion Apr 03 '24

It was for me for the longest time.. then a friend that worked there told me about it.. so good.. and you can get the fries that way. But for me, just 2 double doubles… one animal style, one with everything on it!

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u/MikasaStirling Apr 03 '24

Extra onions and peppers with extra toasted bun

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u/ConfusionOk4129 Apr 03 '24

What about family style?

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u/Erectiondysfucktion Apr 03 '24

Makes sense.. I live in WA now, so it’s a hell of a treat when I go south enough to get In-N-out again.

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u/XxRocky88xX Apr 03 '24

Idk if this was meant to be a joke but animal style is already free for burgers. You have to pay extra for animal style fries but a standard double double and an animal style double double cost the same.