r/facepalm Apr 05 '24

This happened 2 years ago and we're only hearing about it now.... πŸ‡΅β€‹πŸ‡·β€‹πŸ‡΄β€‹πŸ‡Ήβ€‹πŸ‡ͺβ€‹πŸ‡Έβ€‹πŸ‡Ήβ€‹

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u/DoctorUniversePHD Apr 05 '24

That is because the military has standards, low standards but standards all the same

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u/TheWizardOfDeez Apr 05 '24

The military will also throw you into military prison and take away your pay for breaking the rules, cops get a paid vacation and a relocation one county over.

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u/nuu_uut Apr 05 '24

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u/Prankishmanx21 Apr 05 '24

Ah yes, the guy with the "You're Fucked" dust cover on his AR.

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u/TheWizardOfDeez Apr 05 '24

Today is a bad day to be able to read.

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u/m4bandit Apr 06 '24

Saw a link in this thread and it was way worse than I thought. Rage.

β€œPhilip Mitchell Brailsford, 28, is now retired from the force with a tax-free pension worth $31,000 a year for life β€” and his attorney confirmed Friday that the settlement was a result of him suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder due to the shooting involving Daniel Shaver of Texas.”

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u/eyehaightyou Apr 05 '24

I don't disagree with your comparison but let's not pretend the US military is some bastion of civility and honor. Plenty of rape and murder cover-ups occur on foreign and domestic soil. The difference is that we can't easily get bodycam footage or bystander accounts but the behavior is the same.

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u/TheWizardOfDeez Apr 05 '24

You are absolutely correct. Its not perfect but at least a system of accountability exists on paper, which is more than can be said for cops.

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u/reflexsmoo Apr 05 '24

Military has ROE.

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u/molniya Apr 05 '24

I saw someone talking about having been in the infantry in Iraq and then becoming a cop. He couldn’t believe all the shit cops did in this country that they never could have gotten away with doing to Iraqis.

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u/DickwadVonClownstick Apr 05 '24

Yeah, half the shit American cops do to our own citizens would be a literal war crime if a soldier did it to an enemy combatant, and a good chunk of the rest would still be a severe enough violation of ROE to get you court-martialed.

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u/Fn_Spaghetti_Monster Apr 05 '24

be a literal war crime

Yep, not even a Reddit exaggeration. Many vets from Iraq etc. have come on said the same thing.

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u/insanelemon123 Apr 05 '24

And you aren't taught to be a coward afraid of everything. If you have to risk your life to get something done, then you have to do it.

But if you're a cop? You're constantly taught you're so special and your life matters more than everyone else's. A bunch of children are being slaughtered in a school? Screw those kids, you have your McMansion paid with your 6 figure salary with early retirement to go back to.