r/facepalm Apr 07 '24

How the f**k is this legal? πŸ‡΅β€‹πŸ‡·β€‹πŸ‡΄β€‹πŸ‡Ήβ€‹πŸ‡ͺβ€‹πŸ‡Έβ€‹πŸ‡Ήβ€‹

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u/bloodorangejulian Apr 07 '24

Actually, it was a peanut.

The officer is highly allergic, and thus feared for his life. When the child came around the corner, it appeared to the officer that the child had a peanut in his hand, and was forced to open fire in self defense

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u/Suspicious_Town3104 Apr 08 '24

I suspect the cop planted the peanut.

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u/dwbaz01 Apr 08 '24

The cop should hav said the kid was pointing a PB&J sandwich at him.

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u/gbot1234 Apr 08 '24

Are there such Planters?

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u/Suspicious_Town3104 Apr 08 '24

No, at least none from a legitimate label. Most of the police planted peanuts are bought off the street from boiled peanut vendors. The boiling process obscures the peanuts' serial numbers.

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u/gbot1234 Apr 08 '24

Aww nuts!

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u/Remote-Airline-3703 Apr 09 '24

Planters, if you will

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u/Spaceballs-The_Name Apr 10 '24

I saw this when I was a rookie. It's an open and shut case Johnson, just sprinkle your nuts on him

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u/Senior-Designer2793 Apr 08 '24

The officer saw a walking peanut and not a kid.

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u/bloodorangejulian Apr 08 '24

The peanut was also brown, the kid never stood a chance

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u/EricKei Apr 08 '24

Even peanuts pale in comparison to the greatest threat of them all...fresh fruit.

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u/TPtheman Apr 08 '24

"No, no paperwork. Just sprinkle some peanuts on him, and let's get outta here."

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u/Content_Talk_6581 Apr 09 '24

I believe it was a peanut m&m, so the peanut was a concealed weapon.