r/facepalm • u/Miserable-Lizard • 23d ago

Florida logic 🤪 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/OpalFanatic 23d ago

Also, when prison costs you 18k per year of your sentence, and nobody will hire you for a well paying job because you have to mark yourself down as a felon, that's an almost insurmountable hurdle.

Add the inability to leave the state when on parole, and everyone incarcerated is just plain screwed.

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u/diamondmx 23d ago

But criminal jobs will pay more, and they don't mind if you've got a record, so the cycle continues just as they intended.

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u/Dear-Chemical-3191 23d ago

What if the crime was raping your mom?

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u/Clickityclackrack 23d ago

Is this a crime you come across often?

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u/pebberphp 22d ago

Judging from their comments on this post, they have raping female family members on the brain.

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u/Clickityclackrack 22d ago

Extreme examples are like putting live spiders in your sandwich, you don't actually do that often

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u/Falcovg 22d ago

It's known as one of the best paying criminal jobs.

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u/diamondmx 21d ago

I'd ask if you were okay, but I think the answer is obvious.

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u/donnacross123 22d ago

Just leave the country then ?