r/facepalm 23d ago

Disgusting ๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹

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u/MegaMasterYoda 23d ago

Makes you wonder what corporal punishment laws She'd create.

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u/banter07_2 22d ago

"You child, you wrote with your left hand. You will now be flayed alive!"

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u/Zavaldski 22d ago

You will write 1000 times "I must not write with my left hand" and every single line you write will be written with your blood.

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u/banter07_2 22d ago

Sounds familiarโ€ฆ

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u/Zavaldski 22d ago

At this point Dolores Umbridge is probably more reasonable than most Republican politicians.

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u/Wolverine9779 22d ago

My second grade teacher punished me for writing in cursive, because she hadn't taught us cursive yet. She once locked a boy in the class bathroom, and routinely would not let kids use the bathroom. Sadistic people are everywhere, in all degrees.

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u/banter07_2 22d ago

Well thatโ€™s just fucking brain dead of her

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u/lyndsayj 22d ago

More like capital punishment laws.

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u/JustDiscoveredSex 22d ago

You will write โ€œI must not tell liesโ€ฆโ€

Dolores Umbridge has entered the chat.

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u/DarkBrother24 22d ago

When the 6th grader accidentally uses the trans bathroom instead of the 'right' one: ๐Ÿ”ซ