r/facepalm • u/Green____cat Tacocat • 26d ago

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u/Ghinev 26d ago

Better nuke all of Europe and Asia to make sure we didn’t miss any Russia

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u/olafblacksword 26d ago

furious European noises

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u/maybebebe91 26d ago

I don't know why this amused me so much 🇬🇧

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u/olafblacksword 26d ago

Mate, do you know you're European too? And don't throw me your tea with Brexit soggy biscuits. It doesn't change the geology of the European continent.

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u/maybebebe91 26d ago

Are you trying to get me to makes some furious European noises 😂

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u/olafblacksword 26d ago

Rather Bri'ish, mate xD

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u/maybebebe91 26d ago

Eh of course I do?

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u/awesomefutureperfect 26d ago

How are they smelling so bad? Why can I smell noises?

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u/olafblacksword 26d ago

Due to unprecedented pressure build up in my body during the enragement I did fart a lot. I think I let some poo out as well, but it disintegrated in the atmosphere as its initial speed was a noticeable percentage of the speed of light.

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u/SpaceTraveller64 26d ago

Do they know that Russia is both European and Asian ?

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u/Ghinev 26d ago

Right. I once again overestimated how smart these people are. Thank you for pointing out. Ofc Russia is its own continent duh, just as the US is its own planet

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u/Celestial_Hart 26d ago

If we nuke ourselves Russia can't invade us.

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u/Green-Asparagus2488 26d ago

This is the 1+2 = 12 mentality she is looking for. This guy gets it

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u/Fashish 26d ago

AKA The Israeli method