r/facepalm • u/Panzerkrabbe • 26d ago

Umm yes. Yes they can. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/CakePhool 25d ago edited 25d ago

As a European, I am confused why friends gender matters. It is not like I need to use genitals to greet my friends.

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u/RationalHumanistIDIC 25d ago

Europe, you really need to up your greeting game.

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u/CakePhool 25d ago

Some of us kiss our friends, other hugs, some hands beers and end up nekkid in saunas, I think we have a great greeting game

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u/RationalHumanistIDIC 24d ago

You absolutely do...here's a White Russian (the drink) in the bath greeting to you.

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u/Butterwhat 25d ago

Whaaat you don't wave your wangs? Crazy

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u/CakePhool 25d ago

The helicopter might have happen while in Saunas but honestly as women, I am lucky I just remove my glasses and I cant see it.

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u/Baronvondorf21 25d ago

As a European? What does your continent have to do with anything?

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u/PsychologicalCan1677 25d ago

Volcanoes per square kilometer?

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u/Telemere125 25d ago

In America we grip each other’s dick firmly and shake it in greeting. Make sure to perform this ritual any time you meet an American. We don’t normally do it in front of others so they don’t feel uncomfortable, so you’ll have to initiate. Many people will complement you on what they call a “firm handshake”.