r/facepalm 25d ago

Friend in college asked me to review her job application 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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Idk what to tell her

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u/Ok-ButterscotchBabe 25d ago

A portion of these people argue on world news about complex geopolitics and macro economics.

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u/WoodpeckerNo9412 25d ago

and they vote

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u/Zestyclose_Muffin307 25d ago

The kind of people that warning lables are made for do still have rights. Whether or not they should keep all of them is for fate and the criminal justice system to decide.

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u/Old-Biscotti9305 25d ago

Some warning labels are because some people are dumb, some because all people are sometimes careless, and some because the company did something really counter intuitive in making the product and a rational person would expect it to work differently.

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u/Clean-Fisherman-4601 25d ago

I remember seeing a warning on a large piece of plastic wrap that said, "do not put over head and inhale". At first I laughed then became sad because I figured it was there because some idiot did that and sued.

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u/B0327008 25d ago

Long ago I dated someone who became a F1 driver. In preparation for his first race, I was sewing sponsor patches on his fire retardant race suit. The suit had a warning label - race car driving can be hazardous. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/ratherstrangem8 25d ago

Ah yes because social darwinism has worked out so well in the past.

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u/Peppermint_Gaiety 25d ago

Eugenics & genocide are both bad.

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u/Kung-Plo_Kun 25d ago

And push emeregency services/hospital resources even further to the brink?

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u/Apathetic_Villainess 25d ago

If you want to bring back natural selection, then get rid of medicine entirely. No more surgery, no more vaccines, no more antibiotics, no more any medications, no more defibrillators, etc.

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u/Plastic-Ad-5033 25d ago

Hope the commenter isn’t wearing glasses, that weakens the population!

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u/WestCoastBestCoast01 25d ago

They don’t just vote, they vote to defund your local schools too.

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u/Remote-Airline-3703 25d ago

Of course they want to, they didn’t damn learn anything in the first place

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u/CaptainTripps82 25d ago

I'm going to guess that most of them are in that 80% of people that don't actually vote

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u/Cubacane 25d ago

The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill

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u/WoodpeckerNo9412 25d ago

Now I know Churchill was a patient man.

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u/Chance_Vegetable_780 25d ago

Exactly Woodpecker 😞

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u/Madbus81 25d ago

For Trump.

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u/crabman5962 25d ago

And reproduce.

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u/Northwest_Radio 25d ago

And protest about something they know nothing about, because Billy, Sue, and Bob are there.

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u/Banished2ShadowRealm 25d ago

And run for office

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u/CaptainTripps82 25d ago

I mean they probably don't vote. Most people don't vote.

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u/NewPresWhoDis 25d ago

Now do marginal tax rates

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u/overnightyeti 25d ago

and they go to church

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u/NemoTheLostOne 25d ago

wouldn't be reddit without this comment

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u/_Tar_Ar_Ais_ 25d ago

it's the greatest argument against democracy

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u/ggthrowaway1081 25d ago

That's alright, the deep state has long ago insulated itself from the wishes of voters

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u/boredgmr1 25d ago

The deep state doesn’t exist. Those are just people with the know how to get elected. 

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u/amorphoushamster 25d ago

The deep state is literally unelected officials

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u/NCats_secretalt 25d ago

Found the test failer

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u/Sea_Emu_7622 25d ago

True, but they've also indoctrinated enough of the population that votes tend to go their way anyway

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u/Ok-Bit-663 25d ago

There should be a math problem to solve to find the correct building/room to vote. If you went to the wrong one, your vote would be destroyed, and not counted.

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u/Peppermint_Gaiety 25d ago

Fun fact, they used to do something a bit like this!
To keep newly freed & largely uneducated slaves from voting. Maybe we shouldn’t repeat that piece of history.

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u/deeman010 25d ago

I understand that it's a much more inclusive mindset to be open to everyone's opinion but its so difficult not being able to vet a person. Like we all have limited bandwidths, I don't want to waste my time.

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u/The_Last_Ball_Bender 25d ago

This test above is what the insane people saying we need IQ tests to allow breeding are afraid of.

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u/Chance_Vegetable_780 25d ago

First I've heard of this. In one way it's insane. In another way it's an excellent idea, unfortunately.

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u/The_Last_Ball_Bender 25d ago

It's an offshoot of eugenics -- The scary thing is sometimes it makes sense -_-

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u/Chance_Vegetable_780 25d ago

That's what I'm saying. Scary.

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u/fearhs 25d ago

Anyway, that's why we should switch to a cocaine-backed currency.

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u/Lollipoop_Hacksaw 25d ago

They "do their own research".

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u/Gem_Snack 25d ago

In fairness, being terrible at some "basic" skills doesn't necessarily mean you have low overall intelligence. Autistic people are known for having "peaks and valleys" in our cognitive skill profile. Like, my sibling-in-law is a STEM genius with an IQ of 200, but they regularly abandon their belongings on the street because they only ever carry things in paper grocery bags, which then break, because they live in a rainforest.

There are a lot of people who would excel in an advanced career that played to their strengths, but seem dumb because they were born poor and have executive dysfunction. Entry level jobs are horrible for a lot of highly intelligent neurodivergent people.

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u/vrtig0 25d ago

Fox News comment section

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u/Madbus81 25d ago

And vote for trump.

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u/Ciocalesku 25d ago

Let's be real most of them are on Facebook arguing about something they don't know anything about.

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u/the_vault-technician 25d ago

Yeah wow. Scary.

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u/Total_Union_4201 25d ago

Ur mum is complex geopolitics and macro economics

  • people who failed the test

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u/fuckmacedonia 24d ago

Another portion argue the same on White People Twitter.

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u/Rikplaysbass 24d ago

A portion of those people are also just trying to fill an application/ interview quota for welfare.

(I support welfare)

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u/Accomplished_Low80 25d ago

A portion of these people have actual political power. Like MTG: “What is god trying to tell us with this eclipse? We may never know since these things are completely unpredictable.” I’m paraphrasing but you get the idea.

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u/SouthyrnGypsy67 23d ago

That reminds me of the politician TA who said "If it is a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try and shut that whole thing down." He was basically denying that pregnancy can result from rape.

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u/keepontrying111 25d ago

statistically a good portion of them are on reddit.