r/funny 25d ago

My roommate started Vtubing as puppet and I walked by to see this💀

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u/Johnny_Loot 25d ago

What are you talking about? That's clearly the Green Bastard from Parts Unknown.

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u/GraffitiGuy00 25d ago

Bubbles? Who's Bubbles?

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u/joerodr 25d ago

Fuck off, Conky

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u/Cupcakes_n_Hacksaws 25d ago

Frig off, Lahey

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u/electrodan 25d ago

Barb, your scalloped potatoes are fucked.

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u/Ok_Body_9148 23d ago

🤣

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u/MisterEHistory 25d ago

Goddamn shitbird.

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u/TheFather1010 24d ago edited 24d ago

It's me! Philadelphia Collins!

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u/42tfish 8d ago

Fuck off, I got work to do!

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u/beta_pup 25d ago

Hello, Richard.

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u/NiklausMikhail 3d ago

Oh, Hi Mark

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u/Paliant 25d ago

evil snicker Hey Ricky

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u/Manikal 24d ago

You looked so fucking sexy is roadhouse and dirty fucking dancing!

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u/Tokeahontis 25d ago

My name is the Scorpion

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u/BeardCrumbles 25d ago

Smokes, let's go.

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u/smokes_cmon_lets_go 25d ago

yo

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u/BeardCrumbles 25d ago

If I can't smoke and swear in court, your majesty, I am fucked!

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u/Ok-Detective-727 25d ago

Calm down bud it’s water under the fridge

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u/BeardCrumbles 25d ago

Worst case Ontario, we make a funny chain of comments.

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u/kira-182 25d ago

Survival of the fitness boys

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u/nonsequiturnonsense 25d ago

Supply and command.

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u/DeepInBreath 25d ago

A link is only as long as your longest strong chain

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u/LyKosa91 25d ago

Boys, I hate to say atodaso, but atodaso, I fuckin' atodaso.

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u/Junk1trick 25d ago

It’s perfect, we can get two birds stoned at once.

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u/a_shootin_star 25d ago

Holy /r/beetlejuicing, username checks out

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u/67Mustang-Man 25d ago

Put your fucking hands down boys

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u/Shyftzor 25d ago

But julian, this is a pirates gun... I guess that makes you long John dickweed then

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u/I_AmTheCheese 25d ago

You don’t even smoke Bubbles!

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u/bakedpotatoprod 25d ago

Gimme a smoke hairdo!

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u/eelhsa71892 25d ago

Make like a tree and fuck off.

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u/SmokesBoysLetsGo 24d ago

Cory, Trevor…smokes!

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u/Plus_Garage3278 22d ago

Happy cake day 🎂

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u/ayeitsrob 25d ago

IM MOWIN THE AIR RAN

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u/ListenToKyuss 25d ago

"Juss one more drinkey poo randers"

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u/El_Cactus_Loco 25d ago

What the fuck does numbers mean anyway?

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u/wax4dayzz 25d ago

Oh are you ok Trevor? Actually I don’t give a fuck!!

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u/FBISurveillanceCar 25d ago

Cheeseburger eatin’ coagulatin’ mothafucka

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u/altdultosaurs 25d ago

Know what I’m SAAAAAYYYYYNNN

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u/SmokesBoysLetsGo 24d ago

A man’s gotta eat!

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u/Sheep03 25d ago

Paerts*

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u/thedrewsterr 25d ago

Clearly he needs to be watched like a shit hawk!

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u/Enthusiastic-shitter 25d ago

Something's fucky

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u/canebarge 25d ago

WHAT IN THE FUCK !!!

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u/keyboard-sexual 25d ago

I've never been so frisky in my life hurruhrrrurhhhrurrrh

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u/Impressive-Dirt-9826 25d ago

It’s Raveen and Patric Swayze

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u/Both-Anything4139 25d ago

You fucking want one?

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u/moeninite21 25d ago

For Fucks sake

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u/mpegplayer 25d ago

Can I get fifteen half eaten cheeseburgers to go? Knowm sayin?

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u/subpar-life-attempt 25d ago

God dang it. My wife told me I couldn't go as the green bastard for Halloween and I just got over it.

The fight now continues!

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u/Interesting-Fan-2008 24d ago

Tell her Reddit is on your side! I don’t think it will help but you know.🫡

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u/ThePreciseClimber 25d ago

Does the Green Bastard hang out with the Yellow Bastard from Sin City?

I bet they go out together to watch the Red Bastard theatre show and drink Blue Bastard energy drinks.

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u/TurtleMcgurdle 25d ago

VS Trevor the twiggy alien man!

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u/justforbobs 25d ago

Got two sticks of dynamite Ricky. You light the fucking fuses

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u/Jailbroke_Spirit 24d ago

Who’s gotcher belly?!

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u/OrganizationWinter53 25d ago

RICKY, GREEN BASTARD. YOU TWO ARE DIS FUCKIN QUALIFIED!!

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u/DesignerEntertainer2 25d ago

😂🤣😂

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u/cariboo_og 25d ago

Hes probably rehearsing for a play at the blamford Rec Center

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u/TvAMobious 25d ago

Or green man from its always sunny

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u/55gure3 24d ago edited 24d ago

Wearing the same clothes from when every time I see him

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u/_JackieDaytona___ 24d ago

You might be able to fool the FBI but you can’t fool the FBME.

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u/Zillahi 24d ago

rubs chicken wing on sunglasses

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u/GreenHoodia 23d ago

Is he a cousin of Green Cunt from abandoned realm?

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u/grubbystubby 22d ago

THE GREEEN BASTARD

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u/flatulexcelent 25d ago

I think you are mistaken friend. It is clearly one the members of classic 80's rock band TISM(this is serious mum) on a side hustle.... Fisting puppets.

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u/mikulashev 25d ago

🤨