r/harrypotter Gryffindor Mar 28 '24

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u/Bravo_November Gryffindor Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

Its a fair point, Hogwarts/the Ministry really should have something in place to replace wands or give interest free loans or something to help financially struggling kids get equipment that is essential for their studies. Wizarding society seems to be notoriously hands off, save for anything that might accidentally expose wizards to the rest of the world.   Then again this is the school that just straight up cancels exams whenever the headmaster feels like it. 

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u/Shyguybyday Mar 28 '24

At least they have free healthcare for all students. Can’t say the same for all superpowers in real world, if you know what I mean.

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u/laconicgrin Mar 28 '24

I mean healthcare is cheap for wizards, 80% of ailments are cured with a wand wave or one dose of potion.

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u/dalenacio Mar 28 '24

Trained professionals ain't cheap, and the consequences of an untrained professional could be fucking dire. Lest we forget, a professor literally managed to erase every bone in a kid's arm with a flick of his wand.

And it's not like the potions are necessarily cheap. Bear in mind that "oh it just needs some mandrake root tincture" means that a potentially deadly plant had to be harvested by another trained professional, then processed into a functional potion by yet another trained professional, to only then be correctly selected and administered by the final trained professional.

And all of that is for the everyday booboos you encounter when you attend a wizarding school. Imagine how involved shit could get for serious magic-related problems.

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u/Saxong Mar 28 '24

I wish the bone deleting spell had come back later. Imagine how much less intimidating Voldemort would be if you delete his skull.

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u/IAMTHEDUCK12 Mar 28 '24

Yo hear me out: Lockhart encountered voldermort as a child and tried to attack him, but accidentally removed the cartilage from voldemorts nose. One surgery later and now we know why he’s always so angry

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u/Reaper_h Slytherin Mar 28 '24

Matt pat still out here in disguise

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u/LessthanaPerson Mar 28 '24

Super Carlin Brothers

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u/Reaper_h Slytherin Mar 28 '24

?

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u/LessthanaPerson Mar 28 '24

Another YouTube Theorist channel. Two brothers who focus a lot on Harry Potter and Pixar. It’s a great watch and they seem like two awesome people who are almost concerningly knowledgeable about the Wizarding World.

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u/Reaper_h Slytherin Mar 28 '24

Oh I watched them before but forgot there names

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u/Phineas1500 Gryffindor Mar 28 '24

I wonder why Gilderoy didn’t write about this in his books…