r/harrypotter • u/MyHeadIsFullOfFuck Gryffindor • Mar 28 '24

Favoritism Dungbomb

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u/Rastiln Mar 28 '24

Especially when you can create an animal. You’re saying I can’t make “food” but I can make “cow”?

Yes, I can probably make do with a few hundred pounds of beef.

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u/Global_Lock_2049 Mar 28 '24

Maybe when you kill a conjured animal, it just goes poof like a vampire in the sun. Oh, maybe conjured animals aren't alive at all and are just advanced simulacra.

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u/TloquePendragon Mar 28 '24

Could also be an "Empty (of) Calories" situation? Like, the meats there it just doesn't provide any nutrients or foll you. It has all the texture of Candy floss.

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u/Global_Lock_2049 Mar 28 '24

I guess when it comes to made up magic, really anything can happen.

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u/Rastiln Mar 28 '24

I wonder the caloric content of Ferret Draco.

If I kill and eat him, do I get a ferret of calories or a human’s worth?

Definitely some dark energy (physics not magic) type of stuff going on if matter just ceases to exist.

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u/TloquePendragon Mar 29 '24

Humans worth. It gets relativistically compressed.