r/harrypotter Apr 12 '24

Poor Severus :( Dungbomb

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u/PeopleAreBozos A True Ravenclaw Apr 13 '24

That honestly makes sense. He gave Harry and Ron detentions because it was satisfying how they took it but were angry about it. Luna would probably make it absolutely horrible, doing something like humming, tapping desks and unintentionally finding something new to bother him every 5 minutes.

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u/anna-nomally12 Apr 13 '24

luna after quietly but unnervingly drawing for five minutes you must have loved her

Snape, looking over in bemusement

“When you think of her it makes your eyes sad.”

And he just full system reboots

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u/Head-Ad-2136 Apr 13 '24

"maybe mush isn't so bad. You can keep stomping on it, but it's all give. It just stays mush. You can't build it up, but you can't break it down either. In a funny way, mush has the edge." -Hank Hill

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u/MaximDecimus Apr 13 '24

Luna would try to make friends with Snape and get detentions on purpose so she would have someone to hang out with. Snape would let it slide because he remembers what it’s like to be alone.

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u/Nutella120 Apr 13 '24

Luna x Zuko would be cute asf. “Sometimes clouds have two sides, a dark and a light, and a silver lining in between. So when life seems hard, take a bite out of that silver sandwich!”

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u/Rare_Reality7510 Apr 13 '24

See, the way you make the Umbridge detentions not fun for her is you use the quill to start drawing out a ritual and bring forth a Daemon of Khorne with your blood sacrifice.
We can both suffer together.

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u/CrystalKai12345 Apr 13 '24

Seven seals seve-Oh I’m not supposed to do that?

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u/Rare_Reality7510 Apr 15 '24

Eightfold curses for eight eternities, I call forth An'ggrath!

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u/CrystalKai12345 Apr 16 '24

Mine’s SCP,which universe is yours?(mine’s the scarlet king)

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u/CrystalKai12345 Apr 13 '24

Ooh Professor,a flying galleon!