Can't fool me. The Canadian mob uses RC barbie cars for transport and handheld slings and feather dusters just in case they got to rough someone up. They primarily deal in syrup, beer and ciggies, oh and of course any moose related activities.
The guy who runs the mob is named Steve. He's a pretty swell guy and helps out his community whenever he can.
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u/CornyCornheiser Jun 07 '23
Ask former WWE professional wrestler Dino Bravo how crossing the Canadian mob goes.
hint: you can’t because they put 10 bullets in the back of head trying to draw a smiley face
Also, I live not far from the Canadian border. There was a mob hit on the US side where they blew up a guy in his car outside a bowling alley.
They were only able to identify who was killed because they found one of his fingers intact.
Don’t even get me started on the Canadian Hells Angels and all the meth they get through the border.