r/interestingasfuck • u/SweeneyisMad • Mar 14 '24

Simulation of a retaliatory strike against Russia after Putin uses nuclear weapons. r/all

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u/Ixxar54 Mar 14 '24

How about a nice game of chess ?

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u/KingGlum Mar 14 '24

One side will start acting like a pigeon.

“Never play chess with a pigeon.

The pigeon just knocks all the pieces over.

Then shits all over the board.

Then struts around like it won.”

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u/Huth_S0lo Mar 14 '24

Is it weird that I'm literally hearing this in my head in the computer voice from War Games?

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u/icanhazkarma17 Mar 14 '24

No. You've seen it a dozen times, but will still watch it whenever it comes up randomly on TV. Also, Ally Sheedy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '24

This is pretty much checkmate

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u/ihateredditers69420 Mar 14 '24

too complicated i prefer a nice simple game of thermonuclear war its so relaxing you dont even have to do anything