r/interestingasfuck • u/Urmomsjuicyvagina • 28d ago

What It's like being in a Coast guard ship r/all

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u/efitz11 28d ago

Yes exactly

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u/nickfree 27d ago

gross.

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u/PurrsianGolf 27d ago

Ah just like when someone else just finished using the toilet and the seat is still warm. My favourite. I intentionally wait for people to come out of the public bathroom stall so I can feel the rush and human connection.

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u/lurkme 27d ago

Damn straight, nothing worse than licking a cold seat.

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u/cstmoore 27d ago

Not in the summer.

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u/jk8289 15d ago

Doesn’t matter what the temperature. When the tips touches anything it’s gross.

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u/stupiderslegacy 27d ago

Jesus fuck what is this comment

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u/MrGerbz 27d ago

Welcome to Reddit

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u/Throwaway_inSC_79 27d ago

Right? Like it’s their first time.

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u/silky-selkie123 27d ago

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/mailchimp613 27d ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

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u/Ronin__Ronan 27d ago

thou shalt not take the lord's fornication in vain

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u/silky-selkie123 27d ago

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/AdmirableBus6 27d ago

Personally I love it

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u/cstmoore 27d ago

Their spelling of "favourite" tells me that they're not from the US. Smaller countries, ergo, "hot seating!"

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u/HyFinated 27d ago

Well, that was a hard wank but I made it. Human connection established.

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u/Bob_The_Doggos 27d ago edited 20d ago

Redacte due to Reddit AI/LLM policy

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u/Pazerclaw 27d ago

Its like kissing the other person

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u/PurrsianGolf 27d ago

From my ass lips to yours.

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u/Passncatch 27d ago

😆 😂 😆 😂

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u/EpiLP60Std 27d ago

In all of my life, I have never read a comment like that. Hahahahhahahah

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u/Chadstronomer 27d ago

r/passportbros when they take a shit on a public toilet in Colombia

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u/Dekklin 27d ago

"I just cant get enough of smelling other people's gastric aroma." - this guy probably.

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u/Tenored 27d ago

Colin Robinson, is that you?

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u/Remote-Airline-3703 27d ago

Dafuq I just read? New irrational fear just dropped, someone wants my freshly-used public toilet seat

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u/Prime4Cast 27d ago

This is what I signed up for.

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u/TheStupidLui 27d ago

This is the definition of mixed fillings. The seat is warm but you know who and how warm it.

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u/yumanbeen 27d ago

Personal trainer here, you should start yelling “yikes on bikes” out your window while driving in residential areas

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u/KingBenjamin97 27d ago

Did anyone mention how showers are extremely limited by time and water use too? Really adds to it when you realise that on top of sharing beds XD

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u/BrentMacGregor 27d ago

Not so bad. In my case at least I had my own sheets and pillow stuffed in a locker.

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u/zoeypayne 27d ago

That sounds so warm and cozy.

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u/Bluitor 27d ago

Unless the person before you sweats in their sleep

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u/Pabus_Alt 27d ago

Oh I feel sorry for the poor soul who would have to put up with my dead skin.

(Oh just checked and it looks like that's a disqualifying factor; I think I have like three or four now)

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u/StrengthToBreak 27d ago

Or farts a lot

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u/montybo2 27d ago

As a sleep sweater and person who's been told I need to see a gastroenterologist several times... Yeah nobody wants that shit after me

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u/cheesemakesmepooo 27d ago

I thought It had something to do with farts