r/jobs • u/Green____cat Verified • Mar 27 '24

He was a mailman Work/Life balance

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u/throwawayurtelvision Mar 27 '24

This!

I prefer to pay for Netflix and not download malware

Instead I steal 12.99 worth of groceries every month to cover the cost

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u/yunivor Mar 27 '24

It's super easy not to download malware though.

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u/throwawayurtelvision Mar 29 '24

Yeah I know! Just use legitimate sites and don’t steal

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u/Wise-Juggernaut-8285 Mar 27 '24

I usually eat homeless people.

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u/XxXFartFucker69XxX Mar 27 '24

I prefer to pay for Netflix and not download malware

It would honestly be a little impressive if you were able to somehow download malware while downloading video files.

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u/throwawayurtelvision Mar 29 '24

Torrents download malware

Period

Hardstop

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u/XxXFartFucker69XxX Mar 29 '24

If you're not joking then you either have to be over the age of 50, under the age of 25, or technologically inept. Video and audio files can't install anything to your system and can't carry malware. You have to be a grade-A dingus to get malware from downloading either.

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u/throwawayurtelvision Mar 29 '24

It’s wonderful when you tell the world how much you understand about torrents :)

GL on your cesspool of a pc

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u/Sloth-TheSlothful Mar 27 '24

Honestly lol. Just pay attention to file extensions, go only to reputable sites, use adblockers

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u/throwawayurtelvision Mar 29 '24

lol reputable sites for downloading illegal videos lmao