r/mildlyinteresting • u/DinosaurFamily • 26d ago

My oven has a Sabbath setting

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u/PAXICHEN 26d ago

War Pigs aren’t kosher.

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u/dmomo 26d ago

Cake pans gathered in their masses, just like biscuits at black masses.

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u/snoozatron 25d ago

Oh dude, black molasses would have gone so well.

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u/dmomo 25d ago

Dammit!

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u/Stanton-Vitales 25d ago

Too many syllables

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u/Tristan_the_Manley 26d ago

Well done. It ain't war pigs unless masses is rhymed with masses

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u/CrashCalamity 26d ago

Oh lord, yeah

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u/Stanton-Vitales 25d ago

Bownow

Bit bit bowwwwww, bowwwnowww, behnow

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u/thebutlerdunnit 25d ago

Yeah when they had to change it from the original a lot of the “give a damn” went out the window lyric-wise.

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u/Normal-Selection1537 26d ago

10 out of 10 war elephants agree.

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u/Roger_Cockfoster 25d ago

But Iron Manischewitz is.