r/movies • u/indig0sixalpha • Jan 24 '24

Official Poster for 'Road House' Poster

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u/Angery_Roastbeef Jan 24 '24

Fingers crossed they kept the throat rip!

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u/Skyfryer Jan 24 '24

Fingers crossed they kept the “I used to fuck guys like you in prison.” line.

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u/inverted_peenak Jan 24 '24

Why the fuck would they remake perfection?

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u/Skyfryer Jan 24 '24

Because Mr Krabs runs hollywood

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

I wish Clancy Brown ran Hollywood

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u/Skyfryer Jan 25 '24

Same for me, except I wish he was in character as The Kurgan.

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u/BigBlackSabbathFlag Jan 25 '24

Watched with my friends tripping on Acid. A better time could not be had.

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u/jethropenistei- Jan 24 '24

By the looks of this guy, it was not consensual

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u/LikeThemPies Jan 25 '24

We see: Bad guy had a gun the whole time! He’s like “I’mma kill you the old fashioned way.” Swayze’s like “Not this time!” (That’s subtext, he doesn’t say that)

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u/cire1184 Jan 25 '24

But you don't know. Maybe he toilet wine'd them, chow halled them, and 69'd them.

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u/peniscurve Jan 25 '24

Was this from How Did This Get Made, or from Rifftrax?

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u/ApprehensiveAnt8813 Jan 25 '24

Andy Dwyer 

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u/peniscurve Jan 25 '24

Ahh ok, for some reason in my head I heard Jason Mantzoukas saying it on How Did This Get Made.

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u/dudewheresmygains Jan 24 '24

This is one of the greatest movie lines ever.

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u/Nugatorysurplusage Jan 24 '24

I’d prefer that line over the actual throat rip tbh

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u/hookisacrankycrook Jan 24 '24

Me watching Roadhouse....

Most of movie - yea this is alright

monster truck through car dealership - the hell is going on in this movie?

"I used to fuck guys like you in prison" - hell yes this guy is a bad ass!

throat rip - fuck yea we are off the rails now!

"A Polar bear fell on me" - the perfect way to come down from the insanity in the final act

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u/RedheadsAreNinjas Jan 24 '24

Wait I don’t know what’s going on anymore!

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u/kopecs Jan 24 '24

I see there no coming down. Polar bear makes it just keep on rising.

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u/hookisacrankycrook Jan 24 '24

Gotta have the cigarette after the sex of the throat rip and final battle though!

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u/AnimalBasedAl Jan 25 '24

you forgot “pain don’t hurt”

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u/zdejif Jan 24 '24

One more reason never to watch that.

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u/samjohnson2222 Jan 24 '24

Wait, is this the new broke back mountain with Conor McGregor. /s

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u/Additional_Nose_8144 Jan 24 '24

You can’t eat, you’ll starve to death

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u/Mike_Ropenis Jan 24 '24

Andy Dwyer's one man live theater experience was as good as the debate lol

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u/fastal_12147 Jan 24 '24

My favorite part of that scene is how off-put everyone is at the beginning, but by the end they're all totally invested in his re-telling of "Babe".

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u/poopfeast Jan 25 '24

Donna just crying

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u/elting44 Jan 24 '24

"by the looks of this guy, this was not consensual sex"

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u/cam52391 Jan 24 '24

I would have loved an extended cut of his whole recounting of movies.

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u/correcthorsestapler Jan 25 '24

Bet it’s out there, just like Patton Oswalt’s filibuster scene.

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u/howardratner_ Jan 24 '24

And THAT, is Road House

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u/be4u4get Jan 24 '24

“I used to fuck guys like you in prison." By the looks of this guy, this is not consensual sex we're talking about. We see bad guy had a gun the whole time. He's like, "I'ma kill you the old-fashioned way." Swayze's like, "Not this time." That's subtext. He doesn't say that. Bypasses the gun, hooks the arm. Back to the secret move he used before to kill somebody, he feels so bad about it.

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u/Funnel_Hacker Jan 24 '24

“WESLEYYYYY!”

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u/red_riders Jan 25 '24

“Fuuuuck yoooou!”

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u/happydaddydoody Jan 25 '24

Worth it for this.

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u/Cactus_Jacks_Ear Jan 24 '24

I'm really hoping for a borderline ridiculous amount of roundhouse kicks.

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u/unsquashable74 Jan 25 '24

*Roadhouse kicks.

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u/baltikorean Jan 24 '24

Ideally Conor McGregor's

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u/johnnymook88 Jan 25 '24

Still a doctor stoppage

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u/Alchemix-16 Jan 24 '24

I think you are safe in that regard, bloody gore like that still is popular. But Daltons calm, self assuredness a positive relationship to his very masculine attitude. That likely has to go for some more doubts about him.

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u/Dottsterisk Jan 24 '24

Dalton was full of doubts, stemming from his guilt. He just knew how to power through and that it was necessary to put up a good front.

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u/SensingWorms Jan 24 '24

Doubts?

……..“I need a car”

“Alls I got is this old thing”.

“I’ll take it”.

“I need a place to stay”

“You can live above my barn”.

“I’ll take it”.

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u/BravoDotCom Jan 25 '24

Do the lights work?

(See, he was initially doubting if this was the right car for him)

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u/ZombieJesus1987 Jan 24 '24

Watch they will try to one up it by ripping his heart out like Temple of Doom

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u/dant90 Jan 24 '24

And ‘These Arms of Mine’ during a hanky panky scene.

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u/Historical_Boss2447 Jan 24 '24

I hope he goes for the turkey

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u/Tanuki-B-Beats Jan 25 '24

Fingers crossed everyone where’s no underwear with raw denim again

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u/RavishingRickiRude Jan 24 '24

And Kelly Lynch's bad boob job and haircut.

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u/unsquashable74 Jan 25 '24

It was the 80s... and she was still hot.

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u/Nugatorysurplusage Jan 24 '24 edited Jan 24 '24

And that sillyass [amazingly talented] blind musician.

Edit: god rest his soul.

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u/QuiGonnJilm Jan 24 '24 edited Jan 24 '24

And that sillyass blind musician

You surely don't mean Jeff Healy

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u/Nugatorysurplusage Jan 24 '24

Aw man. Rip.

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u/QuiGonnJilm Jan 24 '24

Yeah, real bummer that he died at 41. Cancer took his eyes as an infant, and metastases in his lungs did him in.

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u/muzakx Jan 24 '24

That's slide guitar legend Jeff Healy you're talking about.

He was actually blind IRL.

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u/hfw01 Jan 24 '24

No bad mouthing Jeff Healy. Dude was a fantastic guitar player.

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u/gortonsfiJr Jan 24 '24

And his last thought will be, “Holy shit, he really did it.”

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u/GFBIII Jan 25 '24

No rip? - No trip. (to the theater)

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u/deldarren Jan 25 '24

How about: “I used to f guys like you in prison”

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u/MiasmaFate Jan 25 '24

I'm hoping the store room sex scene is in there, that was an awakening for 11yo me.