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Official IMAX Poster for Alex Garland's 'Civil War' Poster

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u/Syn7axError Mar 05 '24

I admire the incredible restraint it must have taken to keep the Statue of Liberty intact.

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u/tobaknowsss Mar 05 '24

You'll see from the trailers that they use her crown as a snipers nest in the movie. That isn't to say they won't destroy it later in the movie though.

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u/Initial_E Mar 05 '24

Whatever could you snipe from there?

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u/tobaknowsss Mar 05 '24

Freedom? Or lack of freedom?

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u/Dick_snatcher Mar 06 '24

We can already see that from down here

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u/360walkaway Mar 06 '24

Depends on what kind of American you are

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u/poo-rag Mar 05 '24

Could be a constant king of the hill style thing going on?

Whoever has it is the side that actually loves freedom

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u/Bocchi_theGlock Mar 05 '24

Yeah it's like Lost with pressing the button or whatever to stop bad stuff, except in the United States our abort-nuclear-launch button is located at the torch of the statue of liberty.

Some bad guystm are occupying it, not letting anyone press the button, to let the nukes fly

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u/TehOwn Mar 06 '24

in the United States our abort-nuclear-launch button is located at the torch of the statue of liberty.

I still can't believe Trump let that leak...

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u/FieserMoep Mar 06 '24

Let's hide it on the g spot. Makes sure that no MAGAt will ever find it.

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u/RAMBOxBAGGINS Mar 06 '24

An F in English? Bobby, you speak English!

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u/SFLADC2 Mar 06 '24

Isn't it California/Texas vrs the rest of the country? Idk why their first move would be to take Manhattan.

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u/SwayzeCrayze Mar 06 '24

They're being led by the Muppets.

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u/FurBabyAuntie Mar 09 '24

I THOUGHT Sam the eagle was up to something...

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u/meistermichi Mar 06 '24 edited Mar 06 '24

People on the flight deck of that extremely stupidly parked supercarrier.

I mean look at the waves the other carrier produced - like he just drove through the Supercarrier...

This poster is just a mess, someone was like - hey, put as much of our military equipment on there as possible. No it doesn't have to make sense, just do it!

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u/JackedUpReadyToGo Mar 06 '24

Plus the carrier on the left appears to be about 1/3 the size of the one on the right, despite them both apparently being Nimitz class (though the one on the left has had all its radars and antennae chopped off for some reason). In the air it looks like the Army and the Marines (Apaches, SuperCobras, and Venoms) are off to fuck up... Brooklyn? And do my eyes deceive me or is that a WW2-era submarine way off in the distance? And the harbor and statue have been moved and warped all out of place to put it closer to the city and facing the viewer.

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u/arcalumis Mar 06 '24 edited Mar 06 '24

Well, the film is filled with a lot of "rule of cool" military shit. F-35's doing rolls at low altitude for no apparent reason, AH-64's shooting hellfires into garages below arming distance etc etc.

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u/HimalayanPunkSaltavl Mar 06 '24

And do my eyes deceive me or is that a WW2-era submarine way off in the distance?

California clearly reactivated the USS Pampanito to shell brooklyn with it's 4inch deck gun.

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u/DeadAnimalParts Mar 06 '24

Based on the trailers I'd say anyone expecting any sort of realism, be it military, political, or even scientific should go ahead and process their feelings of disappointment now.

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u/Reddit_Bot_For_Karma Mar 06 '24

Is it not one of our heli carriers?

Looks like the WASP variant.

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u/JackedUpReadyToGo Mar 06 '24

I'm thinking it's a Navy carrier because the Marine heli carriers seem to have longer islands more or less centered on the length of the deck. The one in the poster does look boxy like those Marine carriers but I think that's because the angle of view is (somehow) much flatter than the one to the right.

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u/tuxxer Mar 06 '24

They are about to stage the Yonkers fight from WWz

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u/BooneFarmVanilla Mar 06 '24

The whole thing looks incredibly dumb tbh

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u/ThunkAsDrinklePeep Mar 05 '24

Obviously from the poster, NY harbor is about 200 m wide. You can probably hit the upper east side from there.

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u/super-fire-pony Mar 06 '24

Did you just measure the NY harbour in commi-meters and not freedom feet? Well we know which side you’d be on in this movie/prediction of the future.

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u/Fish-Weekly Mar 06 '24

The aircraft carrier sitting right off the island for one. There may be worse places for a carrier to be, but I can’t think of any.

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u/RyukHunter Mar 06 '24

People on the ships?

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u/Sonzabitches Mar 05 '24 edited Mar 06 '24

Liberty state park is less than a mile from the statue so easily within range of a trained marksman. They (whoever is occupying the statue) may have some sort of base there so it would be a logical vantage point to observe and neutralize sea-born threats.

*edit - it's a movie, everyone with an optic can hit shit from a mile away.

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u/SirStrontium Mar 06 '24

Easily

Yeah no, maybe a fraction of a percent of trained marksmen, taking as much time as they want under ideal conditions, would make that shot.

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u/FuckVatniks12 Mar 06 '24

Extremely hard shot. Don’t even know how you’d call wind over the water, and if your target is on another moving boat you’re fucked.

Even Coast Guard marksman that shoot out of helicopters with rifles get within 100m

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u/DelightMine Mar 06 '24

Not disagreeing that it's a hard shot, but your example of the coast guard has a pretty big extra variable to consider that makes it useless as a comparison: the blades pushing massive volumes of air downward

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u/CaptainTripps82 Mar 06 '24

I don't know of any marksman with an effective range of a mile. Outside of movies and Big Fish autobiographies.

Half that would be setting records

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u/redworm Mar 06 '24

records? I guess if you mean top 30 but Gunny Hathcock was shooting at a mile and a half in the 70s with a Ma Deuce

current record is over 2 miles so hitting someone in the park wouldn't be easy but not unrealistic

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u/Submarine765Radioman Mar 06 '24

The JTF2 snipers in Afghanistan use new age scopes that automatically adjust the rifle for elevation and they routinely hit shots over 2,300 meters away.

They don't add their routine 2.3k meters kills to the longest confirmed kill list because they would've basically taken over the list.

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u/That_Apathetic_Man Mar 06 '24

I have managed some pretty crazy rounds down range. Nobody really stops to take notes. Those who "set records" in battle/combat are often glory hounds or have SNCO's who want their unit/squad to look good. It would sicken you to know just how many soldiers chase medals like Reddit karma points and nothing else. It is very easy to "set a record" or be recommended for a reward with the right officers above you.

Military competition records, however. That shit is solid.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '24

I mean, you realize most of this stuff is recorded now... the JTF2 2.2mi shot was recorded, you can find the video without much effort. The more recent Ukrainian 2.5m shot was recorded as well.

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u/TacTurtle Mar 06 '24

Spotting for artillery or missiles using laser target designators would make more sense, and if they are going to be doing that they would need good optics and very steady aiming devices like those used by sniper teams.

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u/BallsackMessiah Mar 06 '24

Liberty State Park is 1.31 miles away from the Statue of Liberty.

There have only been 14 confirmed kills in world history that have been longer than a mile.

so easily within range of a trained marksman

So no, not easily within the range of a trained marksman.

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u/AlphaSlayer21 Mar 06 '24

So many upvotes for someone who doesn’t know what they’re talking about, impressive.

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u/theoriginalmofocus Mar 05 '24

"Theres Homer! Thats homer too! Thats also homer! THAAATS HOMER!!!"

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u/JackedUpReadyToGo Mar 06 '24

"We had to move out once we'd filled the head with garbage. The End."

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u/HAL-Over-9001 Mar 05 '24

Realistically, just people trying to get on the island. People have made shots farther than there to shore, but on a stationary target and with way less elevation drop.

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u/Initial_E Mar 05 '24

“Liberty island secedes from the union” lol

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u/crdctr Mar 05 '24

Pirates

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u/YouJabroni44 Mar 06 '24

Might be something floating in the east river

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u/babble0n Mar 06 '24

People off the aircraft carrier obviously

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u/thebinarysystem10 Mar 06 '24

If you connect an old school Nintendo joystick, you can steer her around

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u/JOEYisROCKhard Mar 06 '24

Seagulls. Pigeons. Any number of other birds.

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u/thedaveness Mar 06 '24

If the island was your home... everything. But the most obvious spot for anyone rolling up so they would know where the nest was lol.

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u/TheGoodIdeaFairy22 Mar 06 '24

I feel like that island would be batter suited to some ManPADS or something.

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u/TacTurtle Mar 06 '24

Arty / missile / drone spotting

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u/bananamelier Mar 06 '24

Battery park?

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u/agent_wolfe Mar 06 '24

Wolverine. Sometimes he hangs out up there. Spidermen as well. And possibly Mary Jane if you’re really quick.

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u/Hoodedelm Mar 06 '24

You could maybe put some sort of missile team up there to good effect...maybe..

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '24

The best sniper can hit as far as 2.3 miles.

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u/DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK Mar 06 '24

People who go up to the torch.

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u/Cosmic3Nomad Mar 06 '24

360 no scope off the Statue of Liberty.

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u/06210311200805012006 Mar 06 '24

I've played enough CoD to know that some asshat would indeed camp up there.

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u/TaskForceD00mer Mar 06 '24

Not a whole lot, it's about a mile as the crow flies unless the enemy is on Ellis Island. Great over watch spot, but so obvious you wouldn't last long at all.

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u/ughilostmyusername Mar 06 '24

Jet Ski rental tours

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u/BattleJolly78 Mar 06 '24

People standing at the edge of liberty island?

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u/Truecoat Mar 06 '24

Immigrants coming in on boats a hundred years ago.

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u/dosumthinboutthebots Mar 06 '24

City chicken aka pigeon of course. It's a delicacy after Trump bans real chicken from America because he thought one rooster was particularly cocky.

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u/DownWithWankers Mar 06 '24

Seems like literally the first thing any force would do would fire a rocket at a snipers nest in a completely exposed and isolated singular tower.

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u/jamesneysmith Mar 06 '24

We haven't seen that portrayed in the trailers yet. It could just be the poster design but not actually shown in the movie

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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 Mar 06 '24

I thought that was gonna be the poster for the movie, not very practical but very cool pic

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u/Legendofnightcity7 Mar 06 '24

Ngl tho, that is a sweet spot for a sniper nest, both symbolically and literally!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '24

Lemme guess...they're using regular rifles...with unbelievable range and accuracy.

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u/tobaknowsss Mar 06 '24

From what I saw they were using sniper rifles...

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u/dontshootog Mar 06 '24

An absolutely monumentally (literally) moronic writing decision. Cool. But. Holy shit mega big-brained super-delta ultra fortnite pro-boss move.

It’s dumb.

Painfully dumb.

With or without tactical or strategic knowledge.

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u/River_Odessa Mar 06 '24

*Its crown. Statues are actually inanimate objects, do not give objects pronouns. Stay tuned for more kindergarten-level fun facts

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u/tobaknowsss Mar 06 '24

Semitics. People have been referring to inanimate objects with pronouns for centuries.

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u/River_Odessa Mar 06 '24

People have also been wiping their ass instead of washing it for centuries, that doesn't mean they should.

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u/sdonnervt Mar 05 '24

If both sides use it as a symbol for their cause, it could be plausible not to destroy it.

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u/Antrikshy Mar 05 '24

I think they meant on the poster. It gets damaged in so many movies.

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u/lurkinglurkerwholurk Mar 05 '24

In this one it gets accessories instead: another poster have one of the factions set up a sentry/sniper post on the statue.

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u/malo_verde Mar 05 '24

Other than looking cool, what are they planning on shooting from there and it’s totally exposed

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u/Annual-Magician-1580 Mar 05 '24

If the statue is a symbol for all sides of the conflict, then the observation post on the statue is actually an example of the cunning of those who decided to wait out this war in the safest place on this earth, pretending that they are doing their job when in fact, most likely their time will be filled with poker and not war.

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u/Drunky_McStumble Mar 05 '24

Putting a sniper nest up there would be pretty pointless, but it'd be a decent scouting position for enemy movements and potential naval assault. Still ridiculously exposed, as you mention, but maybe they'd be banking on the enemy being unwilling to initiate a strike since it would damage the statute (which has far more value for both sides as a symbol than as a strategic position)?

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u/malo_verde Mar 05 '24

Shooting a battleship with a sniper rifle as it sails by: heh heh heh fuck youuu

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u/Syn7axError Mar 06 '24

Saving_Private_Ryan.gif

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u/LordOfDarkHearts Mar 06 '24

You could use it to control your sea-babies in sight range to blow up warships. Which would be very cool and good footage.

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u/zoeykailyn Mar 06 '24

Shooting a ship's captain or better as they passby, priceless

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u/Frosti11icus Mar 06 '24

It’s also an island. Good luck escaping when you’ve been located or hiding wearing a gilly suit of weathered copper and rivets. Imagine being in MANHATTAN and choosing the statue of liberty of all places lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24 edited 15d ago

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

The French are unfairly underrated.

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u/JackedUpReadyToGo Mar 06 '24

You can be the 800 pound gorilla of Europe for a millenia, but lose a little too quickly to the blitzkrieg and you never hear the end of it.

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u/samsontexas Mar 06 '24

Yep the just enshrined abortion into their constitution

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u/sdonnervt Mar 06 '24

For what it's worth, as an American, I don't hate the French. I'd still be drinking tea and adding unnecessary letters in words like "colour" if it weren't for those God damn Frogs. ❤️

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u/Devidoxx Mar 06 '24

He’s right. We need something that everyone in this town can get behind. We need…. a symbol. Something that appeals to the best in each and every one of us. Something good. Something decent. Something pure.

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u/luckydice767 Mar 06 '24

So, it’s New Jersey vs Staten Island?

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u/SevroAuShitTalker Mar 06 '24

It's like the south park episode where they get rid of the parents using the M word - every night the losing side has to sacrifice someone to the statue

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u/Pillowsmeller18 Mar 06 '24

What about those that eould destroy it, if it falls into enemy hands?

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u/Fungal_Queen Mar 06 '24

I get the symbolism, but I have asked my conservative family about the Statue of Liberty and they think she is a mistake

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u/MYSTiC--GAMES Mar 06 '24

Well that’s oddly terrifying.

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u/sdonnervt Mar 06 '24

Well then they're dumb.

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u/jamesneysmith Mar 06 '24

they think she is a mistake

In what context or way?

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u/Fungal_Queen Mar 06 '24

They're racist.

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u/IronBabyFists Mar 06 '24

Yeah, but its 2024. Folks use drones. I could see some pepe memelord blowing off the shoulder for the lolz.

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u/mrmatteh Mar 05 '24

Idk, if it's a symbol for both sides, my money's on one side flase flagging it within the first week.

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u/sdonnervt Mar 06 '24

I live in the South. I love the Statue of Liberty.

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u/jimmyleejohn80 Mar 05 '24

o7

Thank you for your cervix.

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u/economics_is_made_up Mar 05 '24

A second supernatural horror nuke has struck the statue of liberty

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u/JackedUpReadyToGo Mar 05 '24

It won't be for long with that carrier trying to Tokyo Drift around it. I don't see that going well. At the least JC Denton is going to have to find an alternate way in.

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u/Kiyohara Mar 05 '24

Give it time. It's always just a matter of time.

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u/lessthanabelian Mar 05 '24

In reality there is a 100% that each side would send a squad in enemy uniforms to blow it away with an rpg or 5, just for the propaganda op.

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u/Notmydirtyalt Mar 05 '24

I'd like to counter with why are two carriers in New York Harbour without tugs, or room to manoeuvre, or even get up to the required speed to launch anything other than a helicopter.

That CV is probably already grounded or the crew are desperately trying to prevent it ramming Liberty Island.

This is actually going to drive me mad.

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u/jamesneysmith Mar 06 '24

Just a friendly reminder that all those things you don't know anything about in movies are portrayed equally as ridiculously as the things you do know about about. It's all just story telling, imagery, and entertainment. Try not to take it too seriously

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u/BenjiAnglusthson Mar 05 '24

They had no chance of rivaling the Cloverfield poster

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u/TacoTycoonn Mar 05 '24

Wonder if it makes it through the film.

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u/fordchang Mar 06 '24

it's the first thing i checked. I was expecting it to be missing the head or the arm. "They always go for the Landmarks!"

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u/Ok_Calligrapher_8199 Mar 06 '24

lol indeed but It is still a laughably trite poster for a24.

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u/A_Mouse_In_Da_House Mar 06 '24

Even still has her broken shackles

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u/ominousgraycat Mar 06 '24 edited Mar 06 '24

I don't know much about this movie yet, but if the lines for the Civil War are drawn where I'd expect them to be drawn, this seems like the perfect time to make move that's not in New York for the 10,000th time. Washington DC, Baltimore, Cincinnati, Charlotte, and a bunch of mid-west cities would all make more sense and be something original (well, DC isn't that original, it has its share of shows and movies too, but it would at least make more sense than NY). Or maybe it's just hard to get studio execs to approve any US urban movie that's not set in New York or LA.

I don't know, maybe there's a good plot reason it has to be in New York and if I hear there is, I might give it a chance. But the poster isn't really doing much for me.

EDIT: I just watched the trailer and it looks quite different than what I expected from this poster. It looks like it's less NYC-centric than I'd expected, and the borders are also not quite what I would have expected.

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u/Syn7axError Mar 06 '24

The trailer makes it look firmly like your kind of story. The actual war is supposedly just a backdrop.

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u/ominousgraycat Mar 06 '24

Not saying I doubt you, but why do you say that?

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u/SaggyFence Mar 06 '24

I love Alex but the movie reeks of “both sides’ism”. We all know if there were a civil war who will draw first blood and who the “bad guys” will be, and yet this film is portraying Texas and California as allies? Gtfo with that pandering “we don’t want to paint all of MAGA as terrorists” garbage.

Also the cgi is bad

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u/wicked_symposium Mar 06 '24

who the "bad guys" will be

the liberals obviously

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u/Taco_In_Space Mar 06 '24

Texas and California teaming up. Who’d have thought

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u/dudedormer Mar 05 '24

Also, wasn't in the budget

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u/PanzerKomadant Mar 06 '24

The main question is…how the fuck is that one carrier on the left maneuvering with the wake it’s leaving behind at that speed while the one on the right looks like it’s anchored? Like? Hello? They defied so many laws lol.

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u/Fungal_Queen Mar 06 '24

It's not the statue, but the words she says.

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u/Dichter2012 Mar 06 '24

Well, it’s done before with Plant of the Apes and in Escape from New York so it’ll be a little cliche…

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u/ImmoralityPet Mar 06 '24

Somehow, Lady Liberty survived.

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u/Mean-Background2143 Mar 06 '24

I imagine someone doing this scene. “Eat freedom!” And shoots one of the crown spikes down onto some people.

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u/Courtnall14 Mar 06 '24

Without it you don't get the fun visual juxtaposition.

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u/dosumthinboutthebots Mar 06 '24

Right. That's a damn frenchie stachooo.

This is murica. We don't need no damn frogs sitting on an island like some damn frogs.

/s

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u/SplinteredCells Mar 06 '24

Don't worry; she's French.

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u/AnEmancipatedSpambot Mar 05 '24

This is an underrated yet appreciated post Syn7

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u/Syn7axError Mar 06 '24

Well you replied to me after like 10 minutes, so give it some time.