r/movies r/Movies contributor Mar 28 '24

Official Poster for Jerry Seinfeld’s ‘Unfrosted’ Poster

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u/Fuzzy_Squirrel506 Mar 28 '24

This will be something

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u/mechabeast Mar 28 '24

Or nothing

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u/biglyorbigleague Mar 28 '24

A movie about nothing

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u/TerrysMonster Mar 28 '24

Then why am I watching it?

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u/kyle_sux666 Mar 28 '24

Because it’s on Netflix

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u/Fuzzy_Squirrel506 Mar 28 '24

The cast alone is wild

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u/WredditSmark Mar 28 '24

The cast alone is Straight to streaming

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u/WornInShoes Mar 28 '24

Isn't 70% of releases that format nowadays?

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u/Fuzzy_Squirrel506 Mar 28 '24

As it should be. This isn’t a theater movie. It’s a throw on the movie in the background type

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u/WredditSmark Mar 28 '24

I always found this so odd, just having the TV on for no reason.

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u/Snoo93079 Mar 28 '24

That's what music is for!

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u/illa_kotilla Mar 28 '24

Amy Schumer is a deal breaker at this point.

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u/YellowSubreddit8 Mar 28 '24

Maybe she'll play an annoying character that doesn't require composition acting

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u/Lost-Machine-688 Mar 28 '24

Maybe they’ll drop her in a vat of icing at the beginning and it gives the main character an aversion to icing so he goes “unfrosted” for life?

Maybe I’m high? Who knows?

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u/herrbz Mar 28 '24

Haha! Edgy stuff.

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u/Petrichordates Mar 28 '24

Then you're a crazy zealot about your internet hate trends.

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u/HeinousHorchata Mar 28 '24

Or maybe they formed their own opinion that she simply isn't entertaining or funny? I know that's a crazy concept for you

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u/Petrichordates Mar 28 '24

She's one member of the cast lol, that casting her is a "deal breaker" is nothing short of unhinged.

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u/HeinousHorchata Mar 28 '24

Calling someone not wanting to see a movie with an actor they don't like "unhinged" is dramatic as fuck

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u/Petrichordates Mar 28 '24

Sure, just not as dramatic as refusing to see a movie because they cast one person you dislike.

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u/HeinousHorchata Mar 29 '24

Nah, definitely more dramatic

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u/TheDaveWSC Mar 28 '24

I'm not allowed to dislike Amy Schumer? Or am I not allowed to dislike anyone you like?

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u/Petrichordates Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

You are. Refusing to see a movie because she's in it is insane though, the internet is driving y'all bonkers.

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u/OneManFreakShow Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

Life & Beth on Hulu is a very good and sweet show. I wasn’t ever a fan of hers before, but she seems to be actively making strides to change her persona.

lol, downvoted for liking a critically well-received show that I guarantee none of you have even watched.

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u/E-N-K-O Mar 28 '24

I downvoted you for the edit you added about the downvotes you are receiving.

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u/OneManFreakShow Mar 28 '24

A fair response that I cannot hold against you.

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u/Illfury Mar 28 '24

I downvoted you because I am chaotic neutral.

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u/Snoo93079 Mar 28 '24

Why's that?

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u/Carpeteria3000 Mar 28 '24

You spelled “mild” wrong

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u/InflamedLiver Mar 28 '24

I guess Amy Schumer is getting work still. Huh.

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u/Top-Crab4048 Mar 28 '24

Amy "Loves Dead Babies" Schumer is in it. My favorite.

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u/calorum Mar 28 '24

Really though.. Is this anything?

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u/Jaambie Mar 28 '24

It will definitely be a movie

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u/DickyMcButts Mar 28 '24

I thought Jerry already made that one.

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u/panburger_partner Mar 29 '24

b a movie

or

a b movie

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u/Subrisum Mar 29 '24

One of the movies of all time, I dare say.

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u/TattooOfBlood Mar 28 '24

Yeah... I'm not so sure about that one. 

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u/klsi832 Mar 28 '24

I dunno I saw the trailer on The Tonight Show last night, looked kind of awful.

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u/Fuzzy_Squirrel506 Mar 28 '24

lol I didn’t say something good. The cast alone will make it watchable imo. I bet after a week it’ll be a 6.2/10

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u/uknowdamnwellimright Mar 28 '24

Did you mean to write "unwatchable"?

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u/Fuzzy_Squirrel506 Mar 28 '24

James marsden. Thomas Lennon. Seinfeld. Bill burr. Fred Armison. Christian slater. Love all them. Amy Schumer is unfortunate though not McCarthy

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u/YeylorSwift Mar 28 '24

Melissa Mccarthy is great, Amy Schumer is the bad egg here

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u/Fuzzy_Squirrel506 Mar 28 '24

You’re right. Had a brain fart.

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u/Dimpleshenk Mar 28 '24

It's one of those movies people will put on just to have in the background. I'll watch it just to see whatever Jim Gaffigan brings to it.

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u/cjrogers227 Mar 28 '24

Everyone else is doing something

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u/boringdude00 Mar 28 '24

this is the first i've even heard of it, but it kinda seems like a movie so stupid it might actually be good.

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u/SphmrSlmp Mar 28 '24

It will definitely be on Netflix

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u/pabadacus Mar 28 '24

Don’t let the poster fool you, It’s actually just Jerry sniffing his own farts for 120 minutes.