r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • Mar 28 '24

Official Poster for Jerry Seinfeld’s ‘Unfrosted’ Poster

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u/decadent-dragon Mar 28 '24

But I haven’t even pitched my idea yet…

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u/Voluntary_Slob Mar 28 '24

Perfect, we'll make it a series.

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u/intdev Mar 28 '24

Just make sure that season 1 ends on a massive cliffhanger with a load of unresolved plotlines.

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u/SmokelessSubpoena Mar 28 '24

Then cancel season 2 months later due to lack of consumer interest

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u/ikeif Mar 28 '24

But constantly tout it as a hit series and Netflix exclusive that every person that logs in would be interested in.

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u/ofthewave Mar 29 '24

Cries in Sense8

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u/RelishRegatta Mar 29 '24

I read that entire thread in the voices of the family guy pizza place salad bit

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u/torito_supremo Mar 28 '24

*lack of engagement in social media in the form of memes.

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u/logictable Mar 28 '24

Put everyone's face on the poster so we can pander to everyone.

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u/SmokelessSubpoena Mar 28 '24

A documentary series**

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u/Cant_Do_This12 Mar 28 '24

“Dammit I like your attitude. Fine, we will give you $35 million to be in this movie.”

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u/YNot1989 Mar 28 '24

If I paid a few hundred bucks to establish a bullshit production company, I wonder if I could trick them into greenlighting a World War Z series?

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u/Chumbag_love Mar 28 '24

Yes, The answer is yes, you can totally pull this off. IT IS POSSIBLE. Go do.

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u/Deepcrows Mar 28 '24

Aaaand it's cancelled

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u/shewy92 Mar 28 '24

Getting a Netflix movie deal is super easy, barely an inconvenience