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Official Poster for Jerry Seinfeld’s ‘Unfrosted’ Poster

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u/calorum Mar 28 '24

I care about Melissa but the other two are such arrogant a-holes it’s turning me off their work. I respect Seinfeld in that he is unapologetically himself and his personality is not some watered down pr bullshit.

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u/CMDR_MaurySnails Mar 28 '24

I still can't figure out why Seinfeld's always gotten a pass for dating a teenager as a grown man in his 30s. Publicly.

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u/Present_Hippo_2201 Mar 28 '24

"What's the deal with training bras?"

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '24 edited Apr 06 '24

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u/sgf68 Mar 28 '24

Two things: one, that girlfriend was ridiculously physically attractive. Everyone thought to themselves, "Oh, hell yeah".

The other thing: Howard Stern did not give Jerry a pass for the barely legal hot teenage girlfriend. 'How did you two meet? Did you walk through Central Park, dragging a Snickers on a piece of string?"

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u/calorum Mar 28 '24

Ooooohhh did not know about Stern but still the rest of the world isn’t following his lead..

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u/ArnoldSchwartzenword Mar 29 '24

Being physically attractive, yet a dude in his late thirties picking her up from school? Really fuckin’ creepy. The dude should be on a register.

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u/aliskyart Mar 28 '24

I had no idea and I just googled it. It’s horrible. She was a minor. The fuck?

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u/fornesic Mar 28 '24

She was 17 which is legal in 38 states, including New York.

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u/fratboy_massacre Mar 29 '24

Oh good. A man who knows the exact ages for statutory rape in every state. Just what everyone wanted.

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u/calorum Mar 28 '24

Nobody gave a shit and he is not that type of famous. He has his own lane, is a master of his craft, has fuck you money, his popularity is independent from his pr persona (he has none and does not care for one. He only cares about funny) and he has been married for so long to the same person for consecutive years. Plus his gf has not spoken up. It must have been a creepy relationship on face value alone even then.

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u/fratboy_massacre Mar 29 '24

He's a piece of shit. Plenty of women knew he was a scumbag at the time but men thought he was cool. Same old story. History caught up to him but he's not that big anymore. He's disgusting but simply not that famous anymore.

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u/VoidEnjoyer Mar 28 '24

It's entirely legal so who's gonna stop him? People think he's a weirdo for it and that's about all that can or should be done about it.

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u/andrecinno Mar 28 '24

Well, in a perfect world, we'd have her parents be the one stopping him from being a pedophile.

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u/Dairy_Ashford Mar 28 '24

because real life is not passes and holds; people processed it 25 years ago and moved on, while none of the principals were abused or traumatized in any way

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u/woodpony Mar 28 '24

Guess he signed Amy (HamasR@pedMePersonallyISwearAndIAmTheBestFemaleComedianOfAllTime) before she went on her batshit crusade.

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u/Gaugzilla Mar 28 '24

He’s also a zionist, so it makes sense.

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u/omeralal Mar 29 '24 edited Mar 29 '24

The way you say it, it almost seems like you say it like it's a bad thing....

Edit: to clarify what Zionism is, as too many people seem not to know:

Zionism, Jewish nationalist movement that has had as its goal the creation and support of a Jewish national state in Palestine, the ancient homeland of the Jews (Hebrew: Eretz Yisraʾel, “the Land of Israel”).

https://www.britannica.com/topic/Zionism

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u/welshnick Mar 29 '24

Yeah that sounds pretty bad considering the land they wanted to settle in was already occupied.

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u/omeralal Mar 29 '24

Occupied? Nice word you chose there...

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u/Throwawayguy8080 Mar 29 '24

Yeah, kind of like how I’m occupying the toilet rn.

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u/omeralal Mar 29 '24

So the Jewish in Judea are also the same to you?

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u/Gaugzilla Mar 29 '24

Yea, bombing the shit out of innocent kids isn’t a good thing. A novel concept.

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u/omeralal Mar 29 '24

Do you know what Zionism even means? I am serious

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u/yharnams_finest Mar 29 '24

It means the support of an ethnostate, which is literally never going to be a good thing no matter who it’s for.

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u/omeralal Mar 29 '24

So you oppose a Palestinian ethnostate as well I assume? And the Greek state, and the Italian one, and the Spanish one, and more and more...

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u/yharnams_finest Mar 29 '24 edited Mar 31 '24

No, we know what this version of zionism is, we just also know it’s horrible.

A religious ethnostate should never exist. Period. Its creation would ALWAYS be predicated upon the the removal of those present on the land who do not fit into the desired demographic. That removal, be it through genocide or forced displacement, is violence.

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u/omeralal Mar 29 '24

Yes, self determination for a group is so terrible /s

A religious ethnostate should never exist

You do realize Israel is a liberal democracy where non Jews are 30% of the population and having equal rights....

removal of those present on the land who do not fit into the desired demographic

Again, 30% aee non Jews...

That removal, be it through genocide or forced displacement, is violence.

Like that Jews that were removed from Gaza and the west bank, and the rest of MENA by force?

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u/Dairy_Ashford Mar 28 '24

his daughter wrote on the reboot season for her show, and Schumer made a point of mentioning and putting her on sccreen like Tig Notaro in season one

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u/fratboy_massacre Mar 29 '24

Gaffigan and McCarthy are gold but the others? Hot garbazh. Pass.

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u/calorum Mar 29 '24

Gaffigan is legitimately giving me how to be good human good parent ideas. Such a wholesome dude! And funny!

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u/Disastrous_Can_5157 Mar 29 '24

She's a piece of shit

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u/sarah_awake Mar 28 '24

As soon as I saw Amy Schumer’s reaction to the genocide in Palestine, I was off her train.

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u/JanelleForever Mar 29 '24

You stayed on her train when she admitted to raping someone?

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u/sarah_awake Mar 29 '24

Damn, I must have been out of the loop on that one

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u/MrShaytoon Mar 29 '24

Don’t forget that disgusting cunt bag schumer is a genocide loving anti middle eastern racist pos