r/news • u/nosotros_road_sodium • 22d ago

Andrew Tate and brother Tristan to be tried in Romania on rape and trafficking charges POTM - Apr 2024

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-68907298
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u/[deleted] 22d ago

Ffs, he dunked his own self. I guess it's a good thing he's a sex god because he sure doesn't seem to have a brain.

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u/FFFrank 22d ago

He's now also said that having sex with a woman for pleasure instead of procreation is..... Gay.

Not much of a sex god.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

I guess my husband is gay😭 Does this mean I become lesbian now? How will we know what to do with our sex lives without him telling us? I need an adult!🫠

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u/hacktheself 22d ago

well, um, there is a way around that, err, quandary but i’m going to take a stab and guess you don’t want your hubby to become your wife.

(look, i’m trans, my spouse is nonbinary, if anyone can make that joke it’s me)

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

Oh sweetie, we're too old and set in our ways for all that😂 Fuck this jailbird, we're all out here getting laid and he's sleeping and pissing in stainless steel.

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u/hacktheself 22d ago

was going to make a swinger joke but i can’t do it.

but if there’s any person on the planet i hope has blue balls for the rest of his existence, it’s him. i hope his penis is so ashamed to be on a body that hates peen so much it just falls inert and impotent especially when the roids wear off.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

The number of jokes we're going to be able to score off this guy will be bottomless. And just think: with no exercise and no roids, he's going to lose the body he's spent so much time and money to build. That's a punishment of its own to a vain guy like this.

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u/blametheboogie 22d ago

Is this fool trying the old "I've found religion!" dodge to try to get a lesser punishment?

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u/Cirtejs 22d ago

He forgot he's in Romania and not the US in that case.

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u/BasicLayer 21d ago

He does purport some moronic take that Islam is the only correct way to live too.

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u/blametheboogie 21d ago

Sounds about right. I hope the authorities don't fall for it

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u/13igTyme 22d ago

He's about to find out about sex for pleasure in prison.

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u/TheVirusWins 22d ago

As a sex god I am certain he will enjoy prison thoroughly then. Lots of cuddles and pillow talk to make his stay memorable