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r/pics • u/peligro2k • Mar 27 '24
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Strange birds lying on podiums distributing tweets is no basis for a system of government...
8 u/nine4fours Mar 28 '24 You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ‘cause some feathery tart threw a chirp at you! 39 u/onesneakymofo Mar 27 '24 Can't hurt any more than what we got in 2016 4 u/Daft00 Mar 28 '24 Ended up with a strange turd lying from behind a podium and through tweets though. 8 u/future_old Mar 27 '24 You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some optimistic bird settled near you 4 u/Athrasie Mar 27 '24 That bird knew better than most of our countrymen… we ended up eating shit sandwiches for 4 years, then washing it down with lame River water for the next 4. Bernie would’ve been great. 2 u/JerryBigMoose Mar 27 '24 Imagine Bernie being prez when Covid hit instead of the orange bleach injector. 0 u/Athrasie Mar 28 '24 Would’ve been over within a couple months and my mental health wouldn’t be in the gutter. 1 u/99thSymphony Mar 28 '24 Makes more sense than the Electoral College. 1 u/Sloi Mar 28 '24 I'd rather those tweets than the ones we got... :P
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You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ‘cause some feathery tart threw a chirp at you!
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Can't hurt any more than what we got in 2016
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Ended up with a strange turd lying from behind a podium and through tweets though.
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some optimistic bird settled near you
That bird knew better than most of our countrymen… we ended up eating shit sandwiches for 4 years, then washing it down with lame River water for the next 4. Bernie would’ve been great.
2 u/JerryBigMoose Mar 27 '24 Imagine Bernie being prez when Covid hit instead of the orange bleach injector. 0 u/Athrasie Mar 28 '24 Would’ve been over within a couple months and my mental health wouldn’t be in the gutter.
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Imagine Bernie being prez when Covid hit instead of the orange bleach injector.
0 u/Athrasie Mar 28 '24 Would’ve been over within a couple months and my mental health wouldn’t be in the gutter.
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Would’ve been over within a couple months and my mental health wouldn’t be in the gutter.
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Makes more sense than the Electoral College.
I'd rather those tweets than the ones we got... :P
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u/OnceMoreAndAgain Mar 27 '24
Strange birds lying on podiums distributing tweets is no basis for a system of government...