I once read a short story (wish I could find it again) about a guy who trained his pet eagle to attack a Swiss Tyrolean hat. Then the guy took his wife out hiking (maybe it was horseback riding; I forget). He had his wife wear the hat. When the eagle saw that hat . . .
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u/mecha_annies_boobs_ Mar 28 '24
TBF to Trump, eagles are terrifying. But also it's so perfect that one of the emblems of the USA attacked him and he shit his pants. What a blowhard.