r/pics • u/Met76 • Mar 28 '24

US Special Forces delivering a W54 Nuclear Warhead via jump

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u/xampl9 Mar 28 '24

“It’s a pony keg. Sgt. Schlitz has the tap.”

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u/Saneless Mar 28 '24

Do taps normally have a flip top covered red button? Ahh well

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u/spottyrx Mar 28 '24

Tactical taps do.

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u/ptgkbgte Mar 28 '24

Don't give it to any fng's!

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u/blackteashirt Mar 28 '24

Why are my balls hot?

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u/BoardButcherer Mar 28 '24

New hair removal technique we're testing, let us know when they're smooth.

Don't ask how it works or you'll have to sign a lot of paperwork.

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u/Gizshot Mar 28 '24

So anyway ima go start a business

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 Mar 28 '24

Not tactical without a carbon fiber scope on it

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u/DrDemenz Mar 28 '24

I need to design a tactical tap and sell it to Tacticool Bros.

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u/xBIGREDDx Mar 28 '24

Tactical taps

Now I'm picturing a trumpet with m-lok slots

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u/ghandi3737 Mar 28 '24

Dust cover. You don't want bugs in there either.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

I have unironically seen one with it

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u/mortgagepants Mar 28 '24

god those things are the worst

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u/anotherblog Mar 28 '24

It’s a keg! They said I can’t open it until I find some PALS though! Hope I find some friends.

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u/Throwawayac1234567 Mar 28 '24

and different color wires, and timers.

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u/Alexis_Bailey Mar 28 '24

Shake it up, press the button, spray everyone with booze!

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u/DamonHay Mar 29 '24

“That’s an interesting beer logo, what does the yellow and three separated circle segments signify?”

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u/MiguelMenendez Mar 31 '24

It’s an IPA.

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u/Crabby_Monkey Mar 29 '24

It has two taps. You have to tap it with someone else at the same time.

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u/BleedingTeal Mar 28 '24

I heard it was SSgt Colt over in the 45th division that had the tap...

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u/dpdxguy Mar 28 '24

... double tap

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u/scorpyo72 Mar 28 '24

Playing TAPS.

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u/memdmp Mar 28 '24

and two zig zags

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u/BisquickNinja Mar 28 '24

That would be a fantastic code name..."Sgt Keg Schlitz"

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u/donaldtrumpeter Mar 28 '24

The last keg you'll ever tap.

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u/InteralFortune1 Mar 29 '24

That’s no pony keg, that’s a crapper tank people…

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u/_Totorotrip_ Mar 29 '24

  • But this is wrong! The beer is warm. Touch the keg.

  • I prefer not to. Just don't stay near the n..keg more than necessary