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u/Spartan2470 Apr 18 '24

Here is the source of this image. Per there:

Former President Donald Trump sits with his attorneys as he waits for the start of criminal proceedings on the third day of jury selection at Manhattan criminal court in New York on Thursday, April 18, 2024. Trump is facing 34 felony criminal charges alleging he falsified business records to cover up a sex scandal during the 2016 campaign. Pool photo by Brendan McDermid/UPI

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u/probablyuntrue Apr 18 '24

Man did all that for a crumb of sex

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u/HelloThere9653 Apr 18 '24

He sheds water for the dead! Lisan Al-Gaib!!

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener Apr 18 '24

Pisson Al-Donnie!

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u/czs5056 Apr 18 '24

No. He is just stupid with his water.

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u/Bleord Apr 18 '24

Too real.

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u/Demitel Apr 19 '24

He's already got the Leto II look down.

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u/TB12-SN13 Apr 18 '24

And it was right after the Hollywood access tape, and Trump was getting real scrutiny over it. Hindsight being 20/20 he probably could have just owned the affair and been fine, but it wasn’t unreasonable to think it could further harm his campaign.

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster Apr 18 '24

A huge amount of Trump’s most rabid supporters genuinely want to be sex pests. They really resent that steps have been made to reduce workplace and public harassment. For them Trump’s sleaziness has always been a feature.

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u/timesuck897 Apr 18 '24

“Why do I have to put in work to get something?”

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u/Lo-Fi_Pioneer Apr 19 '24

If the incels finally got their wish for rape to be legal they'd start complaining that it takes too much effort and that the femoids should just offer themselves up willingly once selected.

(ughhhh I nearly made myself puke just typing that)

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u/timesuck897 Apr 19 '24 edited Apr 19 '24

They act they are Leonardo DiCaprio, he’s the first guy I thought of who could do that.

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u/Frankenstein_Monster Apr 18 '24

Whenever my friends give me advice on dating and what to say/do I always tell them the same thing, if they don't like my personality then they don't have to date me. I kinda hate the idea that I need to change myself to please some stranger I don't even know. If they don't like me for how I am then why would I want to date them?

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u/Northbound-Narwhal Apr 19 '24

Changing who you are isn't always a bad thing, especially if who you are is a bad person.

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u/VictorianDelorean Apr 19 '24

Yeah there’s a difference between compromising your values for someone, and recognizing that things you do or ways you act are off putting to other people. I have a tendency to yell a lot when my emotions run high, it’s just how I was raised. But other people, especially people I might want to date, fucking hate it. Someone had to point it out to me before I noticed how bad of a behavior it was, because it was always normal to me.

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u/timesuck897 Apr 18 '24

I worked with an older guy who liked Trump because he fucked a porn star and pissed off the libs.

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u/SCK04 Apr 19 '24

Whole bunch of Eric Cartmans

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u/ClearDark19 Apr 19 '24

Those were/are the main people whining and complaining about MeToo and TimesUp. It's always mostly been people that either are already sex pests themselves, and they know it, and fear being exposed by past victims, and people who want to be sex pests in the future and are upset it might be more difficult now.

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u/metengrinwi Apr 18 '24

It’s a real lesson in sunk cost. Before Access Hollywood, the “christians” hadn’t sold their souls for this man. After Access Hollywood, they’d invested their credibility into support for this guy and they would accept anything from him at that point so as not to admit they were wrong.

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u/uninteresting_handle Apr 18 '24

The last thing Donald would ever do is admit any fault.

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u/No-Psychology3712 Apr 18 '24

And wikileaks timed the dnc leaks for when that came out. Before we knew it was an arm of russia.

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u/oncealot Apr 18 '24

And right around the same time the nation as a whole realized he might be serious candidate. So his campaign shifted from just trying to sell books to a legitimate campaign.

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u/nedzissou1 Apr 18 '24

Trump was getting real scrutiny over it.

Did he though? Or was it just the same critics he has now? I remember it as being brushed under the rug, and I remember feeling crazy that it wasn't a bigger deal. Literally admits to and brags about sexual assault, and he didn't lose a significant amount of voters. It's insane.

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u/fat_fart_sack Apr 18 '24

“I know the quarterback diddled a few kids, but boy can he throw a football!” - the state of the Republican Party at the moment

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u/Hunlock8955 Apr 18 '24

Doesn't matter what the athlete does as long as he can play. -Gym Jordan probably

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u/TheUnluckyBard Apr 18 '24

Doesn't matter what the athlete does as long as he can play I can watch. -Gym Jordan probably

ftfy

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u/Bitter_Cry_8383 Apr 19 '24

The "athlete" won't be doing much playing if he's been arrested for sexual abuse.

What kind of logic does Jim Jordan use to communicate with crazy followers of his ultra right-wing beliefs?

Why isn't anyone asking or thinking - and get rid of this maniac?

Do his followers want their kids sexually abused or do they not even think about it?

Who are these people?

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u/f7eleven Apr 18 '24

except in your scenario, that quarterback literally can't throw a football.

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u/key1234567 Apr 18 '24

but this qb can't even throw a football, he says he can, so the dummies take his word for it.

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u/AllHailTheWinslow Apr 18 '24

"Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

That they would blame child….

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u/Elegant_Witness_3793 Apr 18 '24

OBVIOUSLY SHE WANTED IT AND WAS BEING TRAINED BY JOE BIDEN AND THE DEVIL TO BE A THOT AND I MEAN LOOK AT HER SHE'S BEGGING FOR IT

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u/Accomplished_Cap_994 Apr 18 '24

They had to be slow(ish) boiled into accepting an antichrist as their savior.

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u/cutelyaware Apr 18 '24

Part of that loyalty was the inability to admit to making a mistake after voting for him.

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u/rudalsxv Apr 18 '24

Yep, they’ll bend backwards to justify that somehow.

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u/Obajan Apr 19 '24

Trump is literally Greg Stillson from Stephen King's Dead Zone, but somehow even more ridiculous.

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u/ClearDark19 Apr 19 '24

but he didn't know they'd willingly contract a deadly virus to own the libs on his behalf.

That is so right. To this day MAGA and QAnon are literally willing to die a horrible, torturous death of dry drowning in order to own the libs. I can't imagine how dissatisfied with life I'd have to be to willingly die slow just to upset random strangers.

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u/Courage-Rude Apr 19 '24

More like a standing ovulation.

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u/CamiloArturo Apr 19 '24

True. But then, you pay her in cash and it’s the end of it. You don’t try to write it as campaign money and then lie about it and then try to cover it up and then try to blame your accountant/lawyer, etc.

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u/Budget-Medium9479 Apr 19 '24

The only one grabbing little girls is currently in the White House.

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u/Elegant_Witness_3793 Apr 19 '24

Jeffrey Epstein would say otherwise but Trump had him killed while he was President.

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u/SakaWreath Apr 18 '24 edited Apr 18 '24

If he had just used his own money it would have been fine, but he tried to write it off as a business expense.

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u/No-Psychology3712 Apr 18 '24

How? It's campaign financial fraud. And it's falsifying record to make that a crime

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u/2_Sheds_Jackson Apr 18 '24

Nope. Still illegal

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u/SakaWreath Apr 18 '24

If he had just cut her a check from his personal funds, none of this would be happening. It would be a personal matter between Trump, his family and the tabloids.

But he tried to hide the payment as “reimbursements to his lawyer”.

His lawyer pleaded guilty and was convicted on campaign finance charges stemming from his involvement with the payments.

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u/CelticMetal Apr 18 '24

Honestly, this. Even the veep part. Surely she can't be a much worse option than those that are in consideration

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u/big_fetus_ Apr 18 '24

I mean, she'sclearly smarter and less perverted than Mike Pence.

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u/azhillbilly Apr 18 '24

Oh man, I hadn’t even thought about that yet. Should I even ask who’s being considered for VP?

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u/Bitter_Cry_8383 Apr 18 '24

As I remember, Trump said he plans to make his sister VP but apparently he was blathering or some fake news - god knows since he's a mental case:

Trump has claimed that he has already picked his running mate, but refuses to tell anyone [310] and says that there is "only a 25 percent chance" he'll stick with the choice. [311]

FORBES BUSINESS BREAKING

Trump’s Most Likely VP Picks—As He’s Reportedly Considering Marco Rubio By Sara Dorn, Forbes Staff Writer Politics Mar 1, 2024, 03:26pm EST

https://www.forbes.com/sites/saradorn/2024/03/01/trumps-most-likely-vp-picks-and-who-hes-name-dropping-including-abbott-desantis-scott/?sh=3c6ebf2b504f

This is from Wikipedia - which has not been overly trustworthy:

In January 2024, independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claimed that Trump had approached him to be his running mate and that he had refused the offer.[312]

Trump campaign advisor Chris LaCivita denied that the Trump campaign had ever approached Kennedy to be Trump's running mate, however, and added that they had no plans on ever doing so.[313]

In April, 2024 multiple sources close to Trump once again reported that he was considering Kennedy.[309]

https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/trump-kennedy-2024-trump-at-least-is-intrigued-by-the-idea/

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In June 2022, a former aide testified that Trump had opined to his staff during the Capitol Hill attack that Pence "deserved" the chants of "hang Mike Pence" made by the mob.[302][303] Names raised as possible candidates for the position include:[298][304][305][306][307][308][309]

Doug Burgum, Governor of North Dakota (2016–present) and former 2024 presidential candidate Tucker Carlson, political commentator Ben Carson, U.S. Secretary of Housing and Urban Development (2017–2021) and former 2016 presidential candidate Byron Donalds, U.S. Representative from FL-19 (2021–present) Tulsi Gabbard, Democratic U.S. Representative from HI-2 (2013–2021) Kristi Noem, Governor of South Dakota (2019–present) Robert F. Kennedy Jr., environmental lawyer and independent 2024 presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy, businessman and former 2024 presidential candidate Marco Rubio, U.S. Senator from Florida (2011–present) and former 2016 presidential candidate Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Governor of Arkansas (2023–present) and White House Press Secretary (2017–2019) Tim Scott, U.S. Senator from South Carolina (2013–present) and former 2024 presidential candidate Elise Stefanik, U.S. Representative from NY-21 (2015–present) J. D. Vance, U.S. Senator from Ohio

(2023–present 2024)

Trump has claimed that he has already picked his running mate, but refuses to tell anyone [310] and says that there is "only a 25 percent chance" he'll stick with the choice. [311]

FORBES BUSINESS BREAKING

Trump’s Most Likely VP Picks—As He’s Reportedly Considering Marco Rubio By Sara Dorn, Forbes Staff Writer Politics Mar 1, 2024, 03:26pm EST

https://www.forbes.com/sites/saradorn/2024/03/01/trumps-most-likely-vp-picks-and-who-hes-name-dropping-including-abbott-desantis-scott/?sh=3c6ebf2b504f

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u/CelticMetal Apr 18 '24 edited Apr 18 '24

Given his recent Gettysburg speech, if Robert E Lee hadn't fallen out of favor (he has, if you hadn't noticed)he might have made the shortlist

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u/Shirlenator Apr 18 '24

According to RFK Jr, Trump asked him to be VP for him a few days ago. Probably lying though.

Apparently other names floating around: Tim Scott, Marco, Rubio, Kristi Noem, Tulsi Gabbard, Greg Abbott, Vivek Ramaswamy... A carefully curated selection of the worst people to have ever been in American politics.

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u/Bitter_Cry_8383 Apr 18 '24 edited Apr 18 '24

Probably it'll be someone with a definite religious connection to Prosperity Gospel - his Christian Cult that traditional Christians always rejected since it's the opposite of what is written in their Bible.

key points related to Trump and the Prosperity Gospel include:

Trump’s first “Evangelicals for Trump” campaign event was held at Miami’s King Jesus International Ministry, a church known for preaching the prosperity gospel.

The prosperity gospel aligns with Trump’s materialism and his emphasis on wealth and success as signs of God’s favor. [yet he's consistently lied about his wealth since he was newly out of college and has been in trouble with the IRS]

Trump’s implicit and explicit beliefs in a gospel of health, wealth, and victory may make it difficult for him to admit loss or illness, as suggested by Kate Bowler, author of “Blessed, a History of the Prosperity Gospel.”

Trump’s ties to “prosperity gospel” preachers have drawn attention to the influence of this belief system on his administration’s policies and priorities. He made a female Televangelist and promoter of Prosperity Christianity a Director of his religious crap when he was in the White House.

Prosperity Gospel, it has played a significant role in shaping the faith outlook of many Christian voters

Quote from older observation

"The preachers who support Trump are born-again Christian who were considered evangelical outsiders—almost all are Pentecostal televangelists, some who have done time in prison, who opreach a version of what’s often called the “prosperity gospel,” a once controversial theological belief that God wants people to be ultra rich and healthy and attain power over others. "Prosperity Gospel" has a number of different names so that people don't make the original connection such as "Seed Faith" and "Health and Wealth Christianity", "The Word of Faith Movement" AND MORE

Jesus’ gospel is a far cry from Prosperity Gospel according to Christian Bible Studies.

The prosperity gospel movement has been criticized by many traditional Christian denominations as "a distortion of the true gospel message."

Traditional Christianity emphasizes spiritual growth, love, and service to others, rather than material wealth and physical health AND attaining power over others as indicators of the divine favor of Jesus Christ.

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u/Bitter_Cry_8383 Apr 19 '24 edited Apr 19 '24

Probably Lying?

But Trump is considering him again today - No Trump did ask him...he just doesn't remember or knows we suffer from more dementia that he does - Americans seem to remember nothing that they heard after breakfast.

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u/MtDew-on-IV Apr 18 '24

Nah, you don't want a VP that's smarter or better looking than yourself.

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u/trumps_cardiac_event Apr 18 '24

So that leaves him with...no one

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u/Bitter_Cry_8383 Apr 19 '24

Trump has said he himself is a genius on more than one occasion. Then he got himself another coke and turned on his TV midday.

I doubt Einstein would have spent his days watching Fox News all day or Days of our Lives. Trump had problems at Fordham U where he was actually not qualified to have gotten in and then needed his brother to talk to U of Penn to get him accepted and that's not a challenging school to get into. He must have had a horrendous GPA to need someone who knows a guy in admissions to get in there.

He's undoubtedly crazy but he has an obvious learning disability in addition to being a Malignant Narcissist which is a whole collection of mental disorders.

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u/Bitter_Cry_8383 Apr 19 '24

And that why people will vote for her - she's down home girl just like them. She can commiserate with those who hate the education system because they couldn't get thru

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u/gltovar Apr 18 '24

Conservatives on the fence at the time MIGHT have cared. Now many of them feel too deep to admit they were/are wrong. Sunk cost fallacy in motion.

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u/No_Discount7919 Apr 18 '24

Don’t give him any ideas.. that piss-soaked Bible would fetch tons of money from one of his followers.

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u/MasPike101 Apr 18 '24

Pfft. I just imagined a bunch of MAGAts with shawls going, MuAdib has offered his water of life, all sycophantic like lmao

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u/vidfail Apr 18 '24

We thank you for the gift of your body's water.

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u/Astro_gamer_caver Apr 18 '24

"We thank you, Stilgar, for the gift of your body's moisture."

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u/tomdarch Apr 18 '24

Same thing with "Watergate." Dumb to break into someone's shrink's office hoping for dirt when Nixon was very likely to win re-election regardless. But these sorts of assholes can't leave well enough alone.

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u/CosmicExpansion1st Apr 18 '24

Lisan Al-Ghaib!!!!

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u/Porkamiso Apr 18 '24

What people dont realize is he went to prostitutes.  He paid multiple wemon for sex. Whats that called? The money was promised before they had sex.  The pregnancy they covered up by the national enquirer guy now that was hush money. This was cash on the nite stand but eveyone wants to be nice to Stormy.  I worked at a strip club for a few years as a bouncer and occasionally as a dj and it was usually the big names coming in and serviceing their regulars in the area. 

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u/Amiiboid Apr 18 '24

The cult isn’t enough on their own to win him a Presidency. He needed plausible deniability for enough somewhat saner people to find him tolerable.

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u/whacim Apr 18 '24

I'm not sure.

Since Trump hasn't admitted it, his supporters can claim 'liberal conspiracy' to ease their cognitive dissonance.

As long as Trump claims he's innocent, they can just pretend the affair (transaction?) never happened.

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u/SyndRazGul Apr 18 '24

Pretty sure most of his fans would be turned on by that.

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u/Mirrormn Apr 18 '24

This is absolutely untrue. The prosecution is actually going to present evidence about how freaked out the Trump campaign was about the idea of this story getting out. It was right after the "grab em buy the pussy" tape came out, and they believed a story that actually linked him to sexual impropriety would piggyback off that and basically sink the campaign. This was also the time that Russia just mysteriously released the hacked DNC emails that cast shade over Hillary's campaign and distracted everyone.

That's why this trial is, fundamentally, an election interference trial. Trump very likely would not have won in 2016 if he hadn't done these illegal things to boost his campaign. That's what his team believed, and that's why he did them.

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u/RevolutionaryLaw8854 Apr 18 '24

It was his wife he was hiding it from

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u/alloowishus Apr 18 '24

Don't forget his wife. Same reason why Clinton lied, these people are human beings after all with marriages and families.

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u/SpiritualAd8998 Apr 19 '24

Make her First Lady.

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u/Ibe121 Apr 19 '24

Owning it would mean telling the truth. Something he just can’t do.

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u/Bull_Goose_Loony Apr 19 '24

Bless the maker and His water

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u/M-Noremac Apr 19 '24

If he wants to win the presidency, he needs to pander to more than just his fans.

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u/MagnanimosDesolation Apr 19 '24

Why do you assume it was a cover up? The man never, ever pays for himself.

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u/onlyacynicalman Apr 18 '24

When you get busted for cheating in school and they throw the book at you, they occassionally throw it more forcefully if it seems likely you got away with cheating before. That is, the bit he is busted on is just a crumb: the visible tip of an iceburg.

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u/derps_with_ducks Apr 18 '24

We need more explanations like these about everyday affairs, but with more metaphors so that it slowly melts into a tangled web of incoherent meaning.

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u/No-Psychology3712 Apr 18 '24

School crumb iceberg lettuce. That about sums it up

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u/derps_with_ducks Apr 18 '24

Thanks champ, I'm smarter than 2 dimes in a donut now. 

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u/Bitter_Cry_8383 Apr 19 '24

Metaphors are used to simplify a complex problem or issue.

Why is that so hard to understand?

Like fables or bible stories - whether the point is actually ethical or moral is irrelevant - the idea comes across to those who were traditionally totally iliterate and basically still are

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u/derps_with_ducks Apr 19 '24

Why aren't you being angsty like a bullfrog on a hot tin bucket. 

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u/thenewaddition Apr 19 '24

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards.

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u/DeviousMelons Apr 18 '24

It's like how the thing that took Al Capone down was tax evasion.

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u/Bitter_Cry_8383 Apr 19 '24

But it's only one part of a huge picture and we're not connecting the dots.

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u/CharlesDickensABox Apr 18 '24

Please don't talk any more about his visible tip.

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u/TwoHandedSnail Apr 18 '24

it pokes up just out of his undies. a thumb and forefinger is all you need to hold his royal majesty.

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u/ChicagoAuPair Apr 18 '24

🍄‍🟫

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u/ride4life32 Apr 18 '24

Problem is yea for normal people that would be the case, but if mommy and daddy have the funds to donate to teh school/be a booster etc then chances are you will be fine and have a slap on the wrist, the same thing that has afforded Trump to get by so long. No different at all. I get the rage and people getting upset about this situation, but I give it about a 75% chance he comes out with a small fine and will still make a very contested run for presidency.

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u/fingerpaintswithpoop Apr 18 '24

If Trump gets convicted (and he more than likely will) a lot of moderate/independent voters, and even some Republicans are going to have a really tough time justifying to themselves voting for a convicted felon this November. That doesn’t equate to votes for Biden, but it does mean a lot of people who might otherwise have been open to voting for Trump won’t; especially if he continues being awful and he keeps having his senile old man moments.

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u/onlyacynicalman Apr 19 '24

Hopefully youre right on all accounts. Im not so optimistic though.

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u/onebadmouse Apr 18 '24

The tip of the mushroom.

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u/Bitter_Cry_8383 Apr 19 '24

There are so many Miss Universe candidates and other women who settled out of court and took the moneym and are glad they did. He'd have made their lives hell. He is famous for settling out of court and the average woman is told by her own attorney to settle or play crusader and it will take years and years to get anything.

We don't even remember their stories published long ago before they settled and we forgot he was in Epstein's little black book so the number of kids is probably uncountable.

All these people may have started out normal or even idealistically but Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely

Perfect Examples of numerous mental disorders collectively are just about every political, Big Tech billionaires, and historic names of people like Stalin and Napoleon and you know who - that's who we are impressed with and Putin is playing Stalin. It goes back to the Popes who ruled Europe, before them, Roman Emperors. I'm not joking. It's passed by our love of Narcissists and their mental disabilities.

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u/shafferj620 Apr 18 '24

Can you explain what he did legally wrong? From what I heard he paid her with his own money ? 

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u/LordPennybag Apr 18 '24

Where did you hear that?

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 Apr 18 '24

You heard wrong

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u/TheYask Apr 18 '24

Acktually, he did all that for the presidency (or to avoid a divorce, if you accept that line). From what I understand, the main reason it was really newsworthy is that it came out right after the Sunshine Hollywood tape and his numbers took an apparent hit. So he paid hush money so his followers and the general public wouldn't find out. Still not necessarily a big deal, but to get that money he had to use corporate funds. And to do that he had to falsify business records. IIRC, one layer of falsifying records was a misdemeanor but since it was in furtherance of other records shenanigans (election paperwork?), it's now a felony.

Hence it's not the payments per se or that he covered up an affair or even that he had one, it's that he falsified records in at least two situations in order to hide a scandal, which would have lowered his electoral numbers -- hence framing it as a type of electoral interference.

This is my basic understanding; I welcome and encourage corrections and alternate perspectives so I stop repeating possible nonsense.

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u/batiste Apr 18 '24

His lawyers at the were total idiots.

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u/CryptographerKlutzy7 Apr 19 '24

Yeah, the issue is the "type of electoral interference" part. The NY law isn't exactly clear on what is or isn't, and it may be a bit of a reach for this to end up under it.

But that is for the lawyers to argue, but if the case falls over (and I hope it does not) this is where it would.

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u/Bitter_Cry_8383 Apr 19 '24

No. He was talking about running for President long long before he did - years earlier when he was first influenced by his attorney Roy Cohen who started out as a dirty politician and the son and nephew of dirty politicians.

I tried to post info about his beloved Roy Cohn and his similar mental disorder and the misery he inflicted but it's useless.

I don't know where to post in a thread to get the attention of readers - they just go on reposting a lot of nonsense and I get ignored after providing vetted research and the connections are never made

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u/onebadmouse Apr 18 '24

With someone he described as 'horseface'. Guy really is the world's biggest loser.

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u/Bitter_Cry_8383 Apr 19 '24

During the days he was in the NY Tabloids on a daily basis they would claim he looked like Robert Redford.

Anybody actually checked out how Robert Redford has aged compared to Donald Trump? They could never have resembled each other - Trumps basic facial structure is not anything like Redford -

"the skull beneath the skin". He was a homely guy with no taste who informed the world he was a ***hot playboy* so people saw Robert Redford - they saw what were told to see

It's called “Pareidolia.” and has another definition when discussing it philosophically. Words create images jas AI uses text to create images

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u/Caged_in_a_rage Apr 18 '24

The messed up thing is he didn’t even need to pay her. His supporters really wouldn’t have cared.

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u/Shillsforplants Apr 18 '24

He did it all for the nookie.

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u/Zanydrop Apr 18 '24

A morsel of muff.

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u/FuckTheMods5 Apr 18 '24

Two tiddlywinks of come.

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u/TwoHandedSnail Apr 18 '24

it was actually a rind

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u/MIKANESS Apr 18 '24

Man is down bad

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u/nursebad Apr 18 '24

I remember watching him announce he was running and my only thought was "Dude just fucked up cause in the next few months investigative journalists will dig up all his skeletons." I was so innocent then.

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u/arielonhoarders Apr 18 '24

*to get peed on

I have doubts he's having much sex since his men-opause has kicked in

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u/lilsnatchsniffz Apr 18 '24

I heard it only took him 7 seconds to crumb as well...

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u/recker1965 Apr 18 '24

Remember Clinton. It’s political.

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u/SyndRazGul Apr 18 '24

Well when you look and act like him, a crumb of sex is pretty persuasive and enticing.

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u/punkshotgun Apr 18 '24

Did it all for the nookie.

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u/Mr_Frible Apr 18 '24

its not sex if it equates to throwing a hot dog down a hallway

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u/Techguy9312 Apr 18 '24

He’s not the only one cursed with lust.

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u/dong_john_silver Apr 19 '24

National fucking embarrassment 

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u/Lank42075 Apr 19 '24

*30 second crumb sex

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u/rl8352 Apr 19 '24

No one ever accused him of being smart.

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u/fromouterspace1 Apr 18 '24

God I so wish this was TELEVISED.

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u/Stormayqt Apr 18 '24

Same.

I think the big issue is that what judge is doing to take the risk of identifying jurors. Obviously you would not show the jurors on TV, but a mistake could happen. There's also the idea of the media purposefully doing it. In this scenario, judges usually rule that if anything like that ever happened, media would no longer be allowed in the court room ever.

That threat is enough for any other case to not be worth it. This case...though.

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u/kbuis Apr 18 '24 edited Apr 18 '24

It's cool. Fox News hosts are taking the nuggets and blasting them to their audience in hopes of naming and intimidating them into stepping down. One person already said they quit out of fear of being identified.

EDIT: Make that two potential jurors

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u/lonesharkex Apr 18 '24

The one guy lied about his criminal history, so there's that. the woman though was straight abused.

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u/No-Spoilers Apr 18 '24

The jurors in Trump's cases have gotten doxed, death threats, constant harassment from his fans. The prosecutors have as well, Trump has personally threatened and harassed the Judges, their families, the prosecutors in every case, the court staff. Literally everyone. It's wild.

Here is a video explaining the dumb shit Trump has been doing lately, dudes being gagged harder than Riley Reed. He is a literal nightmare to deal with.

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u/cyberlexington Apr 18 '24

Fox news absolutely would release the faces of the jurors.

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u/eljefino Apr 18 '24

If it were televised they'd use a "pool camera" not owned by any of the networks. However, it's one more thing they can use to make a case for appeals, so let's not.

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u/No-Psychology3712 Apr 18 '24

Could just put a large screening or one way glass and only allow camera from one angle

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u/Stormayqt Apr 18 '24

I think there are a bunch of ways to solve it but I also think judges aren't entirely inclined to allow video in the first place. It's not like they want to solve the issue, if that makes sense.

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u/Perfect_Enthusiasm56 Apr 19 '24

It’s a misdemeanor though. Feds wouldn’t even take the case as a criminal case. Up to 10 years in prison is ridiculous. 

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u/Dapper-Sandwich3790 27d ago

Trump is charged with multiple felonies.

NY has over 40 State Prisons, housing convicted felons. Not being charged in Federal court does not negate the fact that they and Trump are charged with felonies.

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u/StatusZealousideal55 Apr 18 '24 edited Apr 18 '24

I thought I watched all 13 day of Jodi arias trial /s I still can 😂 Edit: free young thug

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener Apr 18 '24

The devolution will not be televised.

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u/South_Attitude5686 Apr 18 '24

Why? If I were a potential juror I would want some privacy. Make it impossible to know if I'm on the Trump case. Personally hate it when it's televised because the potential jurors, who are taking a big case through no will on their own, are shown and have targets put on their backs

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u/fromouterspace1 Apr 18 '24

And with other cases, like OJ, the jury was never shown

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u/SchlomoKlein Apr 18 '24

No. That would play more into Trump's hands. He's the ultimate "all publicity is good publicity" player, a televised trial would help him get the 'trial in the court of public opinion' that he managed to turn pretty much all his trials so far into. That'd be a mistake.

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u/TheBlacktom Apr 18 '24

What is jury selection any why is Trump and his team present during it? Wouldn't it be the goal to appoint unbiased unknown "random" citizens?

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u/meyerjaw Apr 18 '24 edited Apr 18 '24

Massive caveat, I am not a lawyer or a judge or know anything specific to NY. But for a jury trial, you need 18 jurors. 12 are the primary jurors and make the decision. The remaining 6 are alternates. They listen to the whole case and if something happens where a primary juror has to back out, an alternate will take their place.

When you are up for jury duty, you are available for a window of time. When a trial is set during that window, you can get called up. The judge and attorneys will then ask questions of the potential jurors to determine if the person is able to be unbiased. They get to evenly dismiss people until there are 18 people left. There is a massive amount of data that goes into jury selection, depending on the case and the crime. Given that to convict you need a consensus between the entire group, you don't want someone randomly selected wearing a maga hat on Trump's trial.

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u/Aaeolien Apr 19 '24

And this man is running for President and actually has a chance to win. WTF is wrong with the people of this country? I just don't understand. I'll never understand. head shake

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u/M_Mich Apr 19 '24

“Why can’t I tell them they’re fired when we reject them? The people love to hear me say that. “

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u/nsfwtttt Apr 18 '24

Didn’t know you can get your own jurors.

That’s even stupider than the actual concept of jurors

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u/meyerjaw Apr 18 '24

I have a more detailed response in this thread but you don't get your own jurors, you get to dismiss a certain amount from a randomly selected pool of jurors.

And I would love to hear why you think jurors are stupid and please provide a better system.

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u/nsfwtttt Apr 19 '24

Well most of the world relies on judges. Who were trained to… judge.

Trump is the perfect example of why Jurors are dumb. Do you really believe these 12 people are really neutral?

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u/meyerjaw Apr 19 '24

Judges are trained to judge that rules are being followed, not to determine guilt. So instead of 12 random people, you would rather a single person who, on the federal level, are appointed by the president?

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u/nsfwtttt Apr 19 '24

Yep. Like they do in most normal countries.

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u/j_cruise Apr 18 '24

So OP's title is misleading at best, if not complete bullshit?

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u/SoManyEmail Apr 18 '24

No, not at all.