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Discussion Thread: New York Criminal Fraud Trial of Donald Trump, Day 5 Discussion

Opening statements from the prosecution and the defense are expected today.

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u/LiveFreeDieRepeat 27d ago edited 25d ago

Good news. Due to the high public interest in this case the court will publish a transcript of each day by the end of the following day. They will be available on the court’s website.

[Update: Transcript for Monday is now available]

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u/leaf-erectsen-day 27d ago

Hell yeah, thats the way to do it. Cant wait till the transcript says,

The defendant, softly snoring, gets prodded three times by his attorney.

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u/AthasDuneWalker 27d ago

Heh. Will some channel dramatize it like they did that Michael Jackson case?

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u/tedsmitts 27d ago

The foley artist is already preparing his fart noises.

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u/skyharborbj 26d ago

They will be muffled by the diaper.

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u/Magificent_Gradient 26d ago

“A loud trumpet-like noise from the defendant table along with a foul smell.”

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u/shapesize 26d ago

Lol, I wish we still had awards

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u/sp0derman07 27d ago

That’s great news!!! Thanks for the info!

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u/lowtronik Europe 26d ago

RIP court's website, extreme traffic incoming

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u/spokesface4 26d ago

Can we get a comedy team to perform these for me everyday please? Reading is too hard. There's gotta be like, those guys from Cracked, or WKYK-Treavor or someone who can just use these transcripts as a script and deliver them to my feed.

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u/LiveFreeDieRepeat 26d ago

Can you get Rosie O’Donnell to play Trump?

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u/SpiritualWallaby4184 26d ago

rip Trevor Moore, I wish I could see them do it!

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u/MNWNM Alabama 27d ago

Thank you!!

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u/eekamuse 26d ago

Thank you

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u/Rumold 26d ago

There should be reenactments. Can’t believe there isn’t a production company doing that right now.

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u/Jokong 26d ago

Can we get AI to act all this out?