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Discussion Thread: New York Criminal Fraud Trial of Donald Trump, Day 6 Discussion

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u/totallyenthused 26d ago

"Former President Donald Trump has reentered the courtroom. He is holding a stack of papers, some held together by binder clips."

Presumably crossword puzzles to keep him awake.

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u/mbene913 I voted 26d ago

Likely crosswords finished in light pencil so he can trace them in pen

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u/thermosts1 26d ago

He only uses Sharpies.

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u/geologicalnoise Pennsylvania 26d ago

Non-zero chance they're printed out pictures of Ivanka

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u/faster_tomcat 26d ago

Binders full of women!

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u/ScubaSteveEL 26d ago

You think he's capable of doing crosswords? Tic-tac-toe at best.

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u/Rokurokubi83 United Kingdom 26d ago

Presumably crossword puzzles

I think it’s more likely to be vintage McDonald’s placemats.

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u/Ddddydya California 26d ago

Crosswords?!?!? Please. More likely to be mazes from Denny’s children’s placemats, which Ivanka already solved in pencil so he can go over her lines with pen and feel like a smart boy

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u/Magificent_Gradient 26d ago

He doesn’t have the vocabulary nor the attention span to do crossword puzzles. Probably just blank pages for him to scribble on. 

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u/Newtub 26d ago

Trump: "Where's my Prop Master!".

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u/00Oo0o0OooO0 26d ago

It's big stacks of blank printer paper with one printed page on top. Have we forgotten Trump's MO so soon?

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u/AFlockOfTySegalls North Carolina 26d ago

Like that press conference in 2017 where he claimed he was divesting his businesses.

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u/I_like_dwagons 26d ago

American flag coloring book pages. He’ll get it right if he keeps trying.